Profile

Cover photo
Robert Gasper
1,189 followers|676,345 views
AboutPostsPhotosYouTubeReviews
People
Have him in circles
1,189 people
Jd Geier's profile photo
Lauren Uren's profile photo
David Blanco's profile photo
Volchik Volksoldat's profile photo
Gabriel Dominguez's profile photo
TOR JOHNSON's profile photo
Manuel Zangl's profile photo
Bread never falls but on its buttered side's profile photo
Olga Kolb's profile photo
Basic Information
Gender
Male
Birthday
February 10
Relationship
In a relationship
Story
Tagline
I'm Rob Gasper and that's why I drink.
Bragging rights
I do charitable things and help old ladies cross streets. I raised over $5,000 for Give Kids The World by riding the Gemini at Cedar Point over 50 times in a row and Magnum 13 times.

Stream

Robert Gasper

Shared publicly  - 
 
My day was hell at work, but then an awesome customer came in with a C7 on GM's ambassador program and said "you wanna drive it?"

Hell yeah I want to drive it. So I whipped it up the local freeways and back. She let me beat on it a little and...

Dat exhaust!
7
Add a comment...

Robert Gasper

Shared publicly  - 
 
Oh so I got a Nexus 6 last weekend.

Dat battery life. 
6
John Stasny's profile photoMatt Luckow's profile photoRobert Gasper's profile photo
4 comments
 
I'm also trying to get into school. I've been into a lot of space stuff lately and looking into planetary protection and dark matter physics which I have some sort of grasp on. So... That's a really long path I'm willing to go down and be 40 when I find the end. 
Add a comment...

Robert Gasper

commented on a video on YouTube.
Shared publicly  - 
 
I feel like I'm watching the love child of President Obama and Patton Oswalt,
1
Add a comment...

Robert Gasper

commented on a video on YouTube.
Shared publicly  - 
 
Holy shit. This is fantastic.
3
Add a comment...

Robert Gasper

Shared publicly  - 
 
Can't see the lanes on the road.

#madmax

#lostmyinnocenceforgasoline :/
7
Robert Gasper's profile photo
 
It was like a round of Twisted Metal. Someone would take the right two lanes someone else in the middle two and of course someone in the left two. No rules whatsoever, just go where it looks like someone else drove once. It's great. 
Add a comment...

Robert Gasper

Shared publicly  - 
 
We have an advisory for 4-6" of snow over 24 hours.

When I was a kid, 4-6" was Tuesday and the weather channel didn't name individual snowflakes. 
15
1
Steve Douglas's profile photoWayne Moyer's profile photoJenny Jordan's profile photo
5 comments
 
I'm a weather geek and that's why I stop supporting them after they pulled this crap and moved to wunderground.com instead
Add a comment...
Have him in circles
1,189 people
Jd Geier's profile photo
Lauren Uren's profile photo
David Blanco's profile photo
Volchik Volksoldat's profile photo
Gabriel Dominguez's profile photo
TOR JOHNSON's profile photo
Manuel Zangl's profile photo
Bread never falls but on its buttered side's profile photo
Olga Kolb's profile photo

Robert Gasper

Shared publicly  - 
 
Holy crap. They are told to hang up on their customers. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=498&v=89x1lxd7ajA
5
Add a comment...

Robert Gasper

Shared publicly  - 
 
Magic Hour.
4
Add a comment...

Robert Gasper

Shared publicly  - 
6
Richard Verret's profile photoRobert Gasper's profile photoMichael Benedetto's profile photo
3 comments
 
Kingda ka is great...the two days of the year it operates.
Add a comment...

Robert Gasper

Shared publicly  - 
 
I just called to order a gift certificate for this place that has this thing (leaving it vague, some people read these) and I asked if they could put it on an old "Jelly of the month club" certificate if I brought it to them. Denied of course. 

I think I could make a killing selling real/fake gift certs. Say you give grandma a certificate to the Yarn Barn, but instead it's for Earl's Crematorium so she can be with grandpa. You have a good laugh, she cries a little and then you flip it over and it's really for the Yarn Barn.

Good times. 
2
Bethany Porter's profile photo
 
I approve.
Add a comment...

Robert Gasper

Shared publicly  - 
 
No no nononononono....









Yes!
18
Guy Fiero's profile photoSantiago Díaz's profile photoAndrew Netherton's profile photoMichael Sliczniak's profile photo
9 comments
 
Look at that, turn the wheel perpendicular to the slide, and it stops when enough snow piles-up.
Add a comment...

Robert Gasper

Shared publicly  - 
 
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place.

The Godfather assumed that since Guido could not hear anything, he could never testify in court.When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his personal lawyer because he knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?"
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
11
Add a comment...
Public - 8 months ago
reviewed 8 months ago
Public - 8 months ago
reviewed 8 months ago
Public - 8 months ago
reviewed 8 months ago
Public - 8 months ago
reviewed 8 months ago
32 reviews
Map
Map
Map
Public - 8 months ago
reviewed 8 months ago
Public - 8 months ago
reviewed 8 months ago