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When I was a kid, my mom wouldn't let me get a pet lizard. She said she didn't want any reptiles in her house. That confused me because she let my brother-in-law in, and he's an attorney. ...
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Human Resources experts believe people are so special they need to be issued personal identification numbers. Yep, I feel special being viewed not as a person but as a number. Corporate executives con...
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OK, I'm a newbie here. Y'all have to help me out.
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Opera singers are famous for breaking glasses. If you ask me, that ain't anything special. I break glasses all the time when I'm washing dishes. I love daylight savings time. I don't view ...
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March is National Frozen Food Month. That surprises me. March is also the beginning of spring so that food is going to thaw. I'm a terrible cook who burns everything. You'd think I could at le...
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Talk about a heavy-weight psychic

* NOTE: These jokes about my psychic healer are just that jokes! My actual healer is amazing and talented. He literally helped me save my li

Irish eyes get criticized for smiling

St. Patrick’s Day is Monday March 17. If Irish eyes are smiling and the world seems bright and gay, does this mean people won’t celebrate if

Loving one another doesn’t always include neighbors

I’ve already broken my New Year’s resolution to love my neighbor. I had every intention of doing that, but his wife had me served with a res

Christmas cheer generates laughter

It is beginning to look a lot like Christmas, which means the carpet in the hall is covered with pine needles and needs to be vacuumed. All

Halloween horror stories involve Congress

** Due to a hectic production schedule, Nancy Jo will begin updating this site each Monday. Thanks for reading. Until next week, keep laughi

Living a heavy-duty lifestyle

I am an over-achiever. I set out to achieve the weight of 125 pounds. I made it to 144 pounds. Hollywood is the only place on Earth where yo

September is a silly month

September 8 is National Date Nut Bread Day. I tried celebrating that last year and refuse to do it again. That nut bread didn't even thank m

Free stuff will cost you

If the best things in life are free, that explains why insurance premiums are so expensive. I'm great at multi-tasking. Every time I dye my

Happy Birthday, Mr. President

President Barack Obama just celebrated his 52nd birthday. He wanted to play. Pin the Tail on the Donkey. But he couldn't decide which member

Royal baby is a big deal

I love living in Hollywood. People here know how to dream big. Their dreams are bigger than life, Paris Hilton's bank account and Kim Kardas

God has a divine sense of humor

Note/Disclaimer from Nancy Jo: Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor? I think His sense of humor is divine. And as I recent sat back an

You might not be a redneck if . . .

When people hear me talk, they accuse me of being a redneck just like Jeff Foxworthy. But I have you know, I'm nothing like Jeff Foxworthy.

Moving is more than a pain in the neck

Moving to a new apartment is a pain in the neck. After moving all those heavy boxes, I know moving also is a pain in the arms, a pain in the

You get what you pay for

I went to the going-out-of-business sale at the Dollar Store. Everything was a dollar off. I got my money's worth. I applied for a job as a

Top Ten Things Not to Say to Editors, Publishers and Agents

1. If you've got the money, honey, I've got the lines. 2. I'd love to tell you what my book is about, but it's a mystery. 3. I'm an experien

They eyes of Texas are upon you

If April showers bring May flowers, what does the May flower bring? Itchy eyes, sneezing and other allergy symptoms. The eyes of Texas are u

Writing on the wall says I'm sarcastic

The writing is on the wall. It says I'm sarcastic. OK, it was handwriting. And it wasn't a wall. It was a document analyzed by a handwriting

Lack of postal service is heart breaking

The concept of Congress doing away with the U.S. Postal Service is heart breaking – especially for men seeking mail-order brides. Actress Re

"Tonight Show" won't be just any night show

NBC network officials are miffed because Jay Leno has been cracking jokes about them. Someone needs to warn Jimmy Fallon that NBC stands for

Godfather calls a chocolate truce

There's a major threat sweeping the United States involving the genetic alteration of our food by major corporations. This phenomenon, known