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Eagle with Sony Action Cam flies off top of Burj Khalifa in Dubai: https://youtu.be/yJlhoUtJcu0 #eagle #dubai #gopro #dope #flying #record
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That was a truly amazing sight!
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So this happened yesterday a surprise promotion to the blue. Thanks to Ulpiano Malachais and Inacio Neto along with Brian Marvin and my GB family for all the help and support to help me reach my goals. #bjj #brazilianjiujitsu #graciebarra #gb72 #gbwestchase #teamwhitebelt #submissiongrappling #jiujitero #houston #texas
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Religious belief the world over has a strenuous relationship with intellectualism. But why?
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The Texas Senate this week approved two bills that would relax some restrictions on handguns. Monday, the body approved SB 17, by Wichita Falls Senator Craig Estes, which would permit licensed individuals to carry guns visibly in a belt or a shoulder holster.
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Liftoff of #Falcon9 carrying ABS 3A & Eutelsat 115 West B, from LC-40 at Cape Canaveral.
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In flight entertainment. #rum #bacardi #unitedairlines #bioshock #rapture
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I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Kenyan refugees, I write award-winning operas, and manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook thirty Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I had trials with Manchester United, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my garden. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have appeared on Through the Keyhole and won the gold plaque. Last summer I toured Eastern Europe with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I run the 100m in 9.65 secs. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only some vegetables and a Breville Toaster. {I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in Madrid, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and chess competitions at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have recently spoken with Tupac Shakur.
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