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New build Shelia Bordelon. Houma Shipyard.  Houma Louisiana #Houma   #ship   #boat   #vessel   #offshore   #sailing   #dynamicpositioning   #welding   #TechnipNA   #globaldivers   #commercialdiving   #diving   #shutitdownsohard   #offshoretrashmakingoffshorecash   #water #photosphere
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Last month marks my first promotion at +Gracie Barra Westchase. I received two stripes on the same day. Thanks to Professor Piano and my training partners I look forward to more great training.
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Thanks +Sean Adams. It's addicting stuff!
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+Elijah Echeveste thanks man. The stitching is a little off in places but overall it got the immersion of the industry in there.
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I am just not on my email too much. And if I am, I like to get what I need
done then get off.
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+River Roberts good man how are you and +Ethan Carpenter doing? Out working now. I tried to hit you guys up in the hangout but got no response. Maybe y'all left from there. Still ingressing?
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I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Kenyan refugees, I write award-winning operas, and manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook thirty Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I had trials with Manchester United, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my garden. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have appeared on Through the Keyhole and won the gold plaque. Last summer I toured Eastern Europe with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I run the 100m in 9.65 secs. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only some vegetables and a Breville Toaster. {I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in Madrid, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and chess competitions at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have recently spoken with Tupac Shakur.
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