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+thegr8rambino gud. they say yur asshole is the most important meal of the day. my cock is hungry.
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Boy, I am WAY out of practice. I'll try to get my groove back. Myles Mondays are here to stay!
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+Myles Bennett Dyson Hes not here to stay
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I don't believe in the afterlife, but IF there is something beyond this life of ours, I only hope we have access to telephones so I can give her another call. RIP, you crazy drug peddling septuagenarian.
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+Bill Carlson No idea. Either he found her number again (if she's alive) or someone flagged it, or he deleted it on purpose.
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Hey guys... Granny has passed away, effectively ending the drug dealer saga once and for all. She was a classic prank call victim so let's honor her memory!
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I dund keah.
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Hello, everybody...

Just a few updates (this will be LONG):

NUMBER ONE:
I'm now on Patreon (link below). If you don't know what Patreon is, let me explain... It is basically a place where "patrons" (that's YOU, the viewer) can pledge on a per video basis. IF you choose. Meaning, videos will ALWAYS be free and pledging is entirely up to you. The "patreon" (ME, Myles) will get whatever you've pledged per video at the end of the month. You will NOT be charged until the end of the month so you can opt out at any time before the date of payout or you can increase/decrease your pledge amount. Also, let's say you wanted to pledge $1 per video but you were worried about me releasing twenty sub-standard videos and breaking your bank - you can cap your pledges, meaning if you wanted to pledge $1 per video but wanted to stop at $5, you'd only be charged for five of those twenty videos. I've accepted donations in the past (and to those of you who have donated, it has been VERY much appreciated) but one-time donations are harder to accumulate due to several factors (of which I won't go into). I have a VERY large subscriber base and have tried in the past to make the MBD calls a full-time thing but through standard donations and ad revenue from Google AdSense, it's next to impossible.

I know sometimes I end up taking days, night, weekends, holidays off, but it's not via a lack of interest - behind the calls, I'm a regular schlub just like anyone else, meaning real life gets in the way of releasing steady content. Yes, I'm not obligated to release content just as you're not obligated to get in on my Patreon scheme but deep down, I like to make people laugh. The more time I have to spend away from MBD, the rustier I get, too. With Patreon, some day I MAY be able to do this full-time. My goal right now is to release one video per week (Myles Monday, I call it). That adds up to four videos per month, five on certain months. And even though certain factors MAY get in the way of that, it is my mandate right now. If I can reach, via the LARGE Youtube subscriber numbers, a specific goal, NOTHING will stand in the way of that mandate and that number will grow (two per week, four per week, etc). I realize it will take a LONG period of time, if it were to become a reality, in reaching that goal, but I'll never know unless I try, right?

So, if you'd like to pledge, at any time with any amount, check out my Patreon page. Right now, you can enter a fixed amount: $1, $10, $10,000, whatever, or you can select two pledges I have set up. They are BARE minimum pledges ($1 or $2), the higher of which comes with a special perk. I plan to create BIGGER pledges over time but right now I want to see if this is viable. Remember, you are under NO obligation to take part in this and I will always release free content, no matter what! The amount and steadiness, though, depends on you.

NUMBER TWO:
After such a long time off, I am a bit rusty on my timing and editing skills. My last video that I released, well, a majority of you seem to have liked it but I know I can do better. That's where Patreon comes in. I'm trying to build an empire, as it were, to where said rustiness will never have a chance to settle in. More over, I've obtained some new editing software that will allow my videos more life, as it were (better visuals, better overall sound quality, etc). I am in the process of setting things up so it will take some time but I am slowly getting there.

NUMBER THREE:
I will attempt to make my Myles Monday deadline tomorrow but I'm working extra hours tomorrow so Myles Monday MAY or MAY NOT shift into Myles Tuesday this week. Either way, you'll get your new fun game, it just may be a day longer than I had anticipated.

NUMBER FOUR AND FINAL:
Along with Myles Monday, one of my goals is to set a minimum run-time on my videos. Right now, I'm trying for at LEAST five minutes per video. If my Patreon fanbase grows and grows, that minimum number will grow, too.

Thank you all. I'll be back.

Love,
Myles

https://www.patreon.com/mbd
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+Myles Bennett Dyson and you expect me to believe u well i'll tell u what i think of it bullshit! all of it,let me talk to your PUSY!!
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You want new fun games and OHHHHdresses?
Da na na na na na naaaaah!
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Lemme talk to your MUDDER
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Do it now. In approximately one hour.
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Just a quick note to everyone. If there's ever a time when it seems like I have disappeared, fear not, I haven't. I will ALWAYS return, whether it's in two days or two months, and if something bad ever happens to me, I have taken actions to let everyone know. Anyway, I'm back for a bit so I'll be making some new fun games in the next few days!
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You LIIIE!
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