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Patrick Newton
Works at 221 Low Rises Baltimore, Maryland
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Facebook Sucks.
Introduction
If you're wondering if you've found the right Patrick, you have. Unless you are looking for Patrick Dempsey, in which case you should go rent Can't Buy Me Love and re-think your search.
Bragging rights
I can proudly say I can recite Wu Tang Clan's Truimph while simultaneously calculating the area of a rhombus.
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Male
Other names
Patrick Merriweather Curmudgeon Newton Esquire
Work
Occupation
I do what I want.
Employment
  • 221 Low Rises Baltimore, Maryland
    Stash House Attendant, present