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Funny, isn't it ;)
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Two hours in the evening without electricity. Priceless.
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http://www.linkedin.com/company/jolla
Welcome to the company profile of Jolla on LinkedIn. Jolla Ltd. is an independent Finland based smartphone product company which continues the excellent...
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I know it's rude, but those guys are imbeciles!
Fedora: "So, in all probability, this is the approach we'll take. Our first stage bootloader will be signed with a Microsoft key."
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Edit 16:17EDT 31/5/12: Clarification of who gets the $99. Edit 02:10EDT 01/6/12: Clarification that it's a one-off payment (Brief disclaimer - while I work for Red Hat, I'm only going to be ta...
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Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Monkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Monkey + work + enjoy
Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Monkey + work
In other words,
Humans that don't know enjoy = Monkey that works


Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Monkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Monkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Monkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Monkeys

Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Monkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Monkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women - spend = Monkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Monkeys

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.
So, Men earn money not to let women become Monkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men become Monkeys! (Postulate 2)
So, we have...
Men + Women = Monkeys + earn money + Monkeys + spend money
Therefore... from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude:

Man + Woman = 2 Monkeys that live happily together!
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To all my friends who have an apple product.
After months of delay I've finally updated my iPad with iOS 6.0.1. I've just had enough with the old bugs and I wanted to get the new ones.
You can imagine my surprise when I opened the Clock icon on the main screen. Yahoo! I have fully functional alarm clock now! I don't need to download "free" application full of ads to make my iPad an alarm clock.
But wait! There's more! You can set-up your time and you could have different time zones with weather information, thanks to Yahoo!
WOW! How nice is that?
It took Apple 3 generations of iPad, years of development and hard work to implement that outstanding feature...
However, I still wonder when they are going to include a build in, ad-free, fully functional calculator application... may be when the iOS version becomes 17.2.43 and the iPad generation 9 is somewhere between Foxconn and the grocery store.

Meanwhile, there are few settings which are MUST!
1. Settings -> Privacy -> Location Services -> System Services -> Location-Based iAds - OFF
2. Settings -> General -> About -> Advertising -> Limit Ad Tracking -> ON
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Why Google thinks and as a result suggests me as fun & interesting Sports, News and Fashion?
Fashion!!!! Really?!
Sports!!! Double really?!
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Neither both activities.
I believe they are meaningless and pointless. What kind of sport is golf, for example?!
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Why my computer clock is running so fast?
Atomic clock synchronisation works!
CMOS battery is OK!
Time zone is set correctly!
It's not overheated although my PC has 143 days uptime!

Any ideas?
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Change the OS, buy a new PC, and so on...
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http://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2012/05/11/adobe-photoshop-security/


Okay! What actually you buy?!
1. The product - materials + cost for develop and production
2. Warranty - there are a lot of examples, that you don't buy product or service, you buy warranty or support.
3. 1. and 2. at the same time.
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Audi buys Ducati for ~ $1 billion. Facebook buys instagram for about the same price. The first company makes motorbikes since 1926, the other one is a stupid, twitter-like application for pictures since 2010.


http://www.asphaltandrubber.com/news/audi-buys-ducati/

http://go.bloomberg.com/tech-deals/2012-04-09-1b-for-instagram-for-zuckerberg-thats-just-the-price-for-popularity/
Audi has finished its acquisition of Ducati Motor Holdings, to the tune of €860 million ($1.128 billion). The deal reportedly sees Audi, through its p
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