This satisfies requirement 3: portrait. This is my drink set again, but arranged like surgical tools. I'm not sure what the message is, but I was just playing around with set up. Unfortunately it was way too dark and when I tried to brighten it with a curves layer and make the blacks really black, this is what happened. Ick. If you have any tips on how to make this photo better (if it's even possible in photoshop), please let me know!