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JP Sondag
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Attends University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
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JP Programmer Proverbs:

A cache is a bug you have not fixed yet.
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no phone JP: Day ???

I've lost all track of time. Days just blur together as an endless drone. I fear that I have grown accustomed my eternal purgatory. My phone refuses to even get past the boot screen now. There has never been a more lonley walk than the one from my shuttle to the apartment. Without my phone in my hands my hand constantly twitches as though I have some sort of disease.

My hanging/words with friends games are all but distant memories of a happier, more innocent, time.

My only source of news into the outside world comes from day-old newspapers others carelessly toss around. I'm unable to hold even a mildly amusing conversation as I have no knowledge of sports or world events. I want to go snowboarding but what's the point if I can't measure my airtime / max velocity on my squaw/alpine app?

The cable broke but i can't call anyone to fix it.

--JP
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That is the most depressing series of posts I have ever read!
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JP Programmer Proverbs:

You should spend as much time thinking about the name of a function then writing the function itself.
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i call all my algorithms Sondag <blank>:

Sondag Search
Sondag Sort

so minimal for me :P
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JP Sondag had a hangout named free willy2 vhs tape we found in the cabin from tahoe tv is 10 inches so we are hangouting so everyone can watch. {url}Murali G, James Burkhart, Danilo D, Cathy Vo, Billy Vong, and Matt Lilek
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God I hope this is what Google engineers dreamt of when they created hangouts. "SOMEDAY, EVERYONE WILL BE ABLE TO WATCH FREE WILLY 2"
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    Developer, 2011 - present
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