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Gah. Just realized I only a few months to finish writing this book. Double Gah. Triple Gah, because this is worthy of one more Gah.
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"Which Paypal address do you want me to send the payment to?"

"Doesn't matter. Either way it ends up in my wife's purse."

I was just being honest.
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I have to collect some of my cat's urine for the vet. Yep, this is what I'm doing with my life. I'm concocting diabolical schemes to collect cat pee. This is what it's all been leading to.
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Trust everything worked out ok?
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It's probably time to clean my drawing desk. Sigh. I'm such a scumbag. 
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Trying to drop a few pounds and get back in shape and because of that Almond Butter has found it's way into my belly. My belly doesn't know what to make of Almond butter. It is uncomfortable with Almond Butter's presence.
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Yep. Just keep digging. You'll find some eventually.
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A really fantastic review of Megan from the fine folks at Litstack!
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I like to put it out when company comes over. The wife doesn't like it quite as much.
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Last night we had dinner at one of those restaurants where you can write on the table. 

My wife is a jerk.
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I'm really dragging today, barely keep my eyes open. I saw a pizza commercial last night and I wanted to punch everyone in it. I wanted to punch them, stab them, steal their pizza, climb into a dark closet and eat until I exploded. I wanted to burn down Papa Johns and dance in the flames. I wanted to lather myself in sauce and run through the streets naked, waving the severed heads of his family and friends like sparklers on the fourth of July.

This diet is not agreeing with me.
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http://www.amazon.com/Bloodboots-Breadcrumbs-For-Nasties-Short-ebook/dp/B00HTS57LS/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1389644082&sr=8-2&keywords=breadcrumbs+for+the+nasties Hey! Bloodboots available sooner than expected! If you have some free time, give it a read. It's a short story, and it's cheap, it's gross, and you get to learn more than you ever wanted about the "villain" from Megan. 

Did I mention it was cheap? 

Because it's only $0.99.

Which is pretty cheap.
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http://www.amazon.com/gp/bestsellers/books/7538386011/ref=pd_zg_hrsr_b_1_4_last Megan is suddenly #15. Thanks Christmas. Guess I can afford a Snickers. Maybe two, if I'm feeling froggy. 
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Congratulations, Steven, and much deserved :-)
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Purchased a box of Count Chocula today. If you'd like to remain in my circles I suggest you do the same.
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In his circles
219 people
Have him in circles
215 people
Yas Mean's profile photo
Donald Bauschka's profile photo
Becky Banks's profile photo
Flo Barnett's profile photo
tomi wiley james's profile photo
Nerine Dorman's profile photo
Tina Marie Williams's profile photo
MJ Heiser's profile photo
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Writer, Illustrator, Graphic Designer, Product Designer
Employment
  • Self-Employed
    Illustrator, Graphic Designer, Writer, present
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I make stuff.
Introduction
My name is Steven.

You can call me Steve if you like, but I can't promise it won't result in a knuckle sandwich.

Sometimes I write stuff, other times I draw stuff, and a lot of the time I just make stuff with my trusty computer. Basically I do pretty much anything and everything to make a buck - including the occasional afternoon of hooking. 

I'm also the writer/illustrator of the FORTS series of novels, the author of the upcoming GOATS EAT CANS SERIES, the writer/illustrator of the BAD GUYS webcomic, the co-founder of the writers group, THE LITERARY UNDERGROUND as well as the co-creator of CHOOSE OR DIE. I also host a a weekly movie review podcast called BEARDED SCRUTINY.

While all of those things are fun, very few of them actually make me any money.

It's the hooking that pays the bills.
Bragging rights
I eat too much and poop too little
Education
  • Columbus College of Art and Design
    Illustration., 1996 - 2000