I'm really dragging today, barely keep my eyes open. I saw a pizza commercial last night and I wanted to punch everyone in it. I wanted to punch them, stab them, steal their pizza, climb into a dark closet and eat until I exploded. I wanted to burn down Papa Johns and dance in the flames. I wanted to lather myself in sauce and run through the streets naked, waving the severed heads of his family and friends like sparklers on the fourth of July.
This diet is not agreeing with me.