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Super Mario Lost Levels: The Real Super Mario Bros. 2? #retrogaming

Given the rabid success and fervor generated by Super Mario Bros., Nintendo R&D4 began development of a worthy successor. In 1986, roughly one year after the release of the original, Nintendo released Super Mario Bros. 2, later known as Super Mario Bros.:…
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Clock Tower (PS1) Manual Scan #retrogaming

We owe a huge thanks to Reddit user WTFever for scanning these amazing images. Thank you for your contribution to the retrogaming community.   Do you or did you enjoy violent video games, but aren’t a serial killer? Neither is our CEO, and we have nothing…
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Final Fantasy Mystic Quest Manual Scan is now live. #retrogaming

Did you know that each new copy of Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest came with an artsy, printed map? View it in super HD right here on Lumpz Media! Squaresoft knew that one day, we’d all grow up and not have the time to play RPGs like we used to. Here’s how…
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Scan of Final Fantasy Mystic Quest Map Insert. #retrogaming

Looking for more? The manual for Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest is coming soon!
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(A HUGE Thank You to my friend, Ryoko, for the translation. Without her, this upload wouldn’t have been possible!)   Do you enjoy looking at high-quality scans of obscure inserts for even more obscure games? See what else we have!
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How and Where Mobile Developers Target Children. #GamersUnite

Ah, YouTube. The go-to for broke-ass working Joes and Joettes like myself. As a content creator, I enjoy popping into my friends’ channels for my retrogaming needs, such as Brasel the Gamer, SHMUP Master, and BenevolentDick to name a few. However, when…
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An Open Letter from our CEO. #GamersUnite

My Fellow Gamers- Many of you may be wondering why Lumpz Media is even a thing. What media organization in their right mind would associate themselves with clowns while simultaneously trying to pass themselves off as an unbiased and trusted entity? Today,…
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Fxck Black Friday 2017 Recap with Super Mario Bros. Lost Levels. #retrogaming

Hoo boy. Another year, another greedy ploy by store owners to rob their employees of the holidays and whip the commoners into a mass buying frenzy. And the worst part? The Thanksgiving turkey hasn’t even had time to cool down yet before people are reduced…
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What to expect at #SFWF's Championship Event: Oktoberfukt!

Oh yeah, baby! This is the big one! After a flurry of surprise wins, bloody 4-way dances, and barbed wire bash-ups that made up Season One, it’s all come to a head and the time has come for champions to be born. The name of this life-changing event? We’ve…
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Fright Fest 2017 Review: Silent Hill 2 and Silent Hill 4 #GamersUnite

Table of Contents Fright Fest 2017 in a Nutshell Silent Hill 2 Restless Dreams Review Silent Hill 4: The Room Review Fright Fest 2017 in a Nutshell For those who don’t know, Fright Fest at Lumpz Media is a time-honored tradition typically livestreamed in…
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