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<Gandalf>It began with the forging of the Great Epics.  Three were given Tolkien, wisest of them all.  Seven to Rowling, the great sorceress of London.  And another Seven were gifted to Lewis.  For within these epics was bound the strength and will to govern each race.

<Dumbledore>But then, the dark witch Meyer forged in secret another saga.  And into this saga she poured her will to dominate all epics.  Twilight - the one saga to ruin them all.  One by one, the free lands of the fantasy genre fell to the power of the saga.  But there were some who resisted.  A Last Alliance of reviewers and YouTube commentators marched against the armies of Meyer, and in the dark land of Forks, they fought for the freedom of the Fantasy Genre.

<Aslan>Victory was near...but the power of Twilight could not be undone.  It was in this moment when all hope had faded that George R.R. Martin, heir to the throne of Epic Fantasy, took up his pen.  In one single blow, Meyer, the enemy of the free people of the Fantasy genre, was defeated.

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