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Jack Tomas
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Lives in Brooklyn, NY
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Mick Jagger is apparently an anti-soccer wizard.
This week Brazil got its ass handed to them in a World Cup match by Germany. It was the worst defeat in World Cup history. Critics have studied how Brazil's defense could have collapsed so completely. …
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You know it's true because the FBI says it is.
The Insane Clown Posse had its case against the FBI thrown out by a judge yesterday which means that officially ICP and their army of unwashed hillbilly Juggalos are now officially a criminal organiza …
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Andrew Lloyd Webber has done what I thought was impossible: he's made "Cats" even worse. How? Read on.
It is a scientific fact that Cats is the worst musical of all time. No, it's the worse thing that's ever been performed on stage. No, it's one of the worst things that's ever happened in human history …
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Lemmy rocks so hard that he can literally cause fucking brain damage.
It's important to practice safe headbanging or you could seriously mess up your brain. At least that's what a case published in the prestigious Lancet medical journal says. It tells the tale of a Germ …
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In my new feature on Tu Vez I examine the horrible jobs recent immigrants take to survive. First up, the men and women who hand out escort flyers on Las Vegas Blvd.
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Blond haired Robin Williams singing really bad songs? Sign me up!
Do you remember the first time that you realized that a movie was bad? When we were small children we would watch pretty much anything. We are, as they say, easily amused. I remember exactly the momen …
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Brazil has found the reason for their epic loss to Germany: Mick Jagger.
Brazil is still reeling from their 7-1 loss to Germany in the 2014 FIFA World Cup a couple of days ago. The poor people of that great nation are still trying to figure out how their team could have choked in such an epic manner. The answer must be supernatural. That was, after all, not....
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This is the sexiest mash-up of two people since Bill S. Preston, Esq and Ted "Theodore" Logan.
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One small step in making Arizona not such a horrible place for recent immigrants.
In a small step to changing Arizona’s draconian anti-immigration laws, a judge said it was unconstitutional for Arizona to deny driver’s licenses to recent immigrants. Arizona Jan Brewer had advocated a law that would have blocked recent and undocumented young people from obtaining a license or accessing certain services. This in spite of the fact....
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I examine the complicated relationship of La Santa Muerte and the law.
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Luis Suarez apologizes for being a bitey beast.
Uruguayan striker and bitey beast Luis Suarez has formally apologized for biting Giorgio Chiellini during the now infamous Italy vs. Uruguay game. It is uncertain why Suarez bit Chiellini. Maybe he just likes Italian food, (rimshot). But he was suspended by FIFA for his actions, which has caused a lot of controversy. FIFA’s nine game/four....
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I use my three semesters of psychology to try and help all my Mexican friends through this difficult time.
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  • 6 Feet of Rope
    Director, writer, editor, actor, present
  • Y-Guy Films
    Director, Writer, Editor, present
  • Tu Vez
    Writer, present
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I am made from 100% Cuban Man Meat
Education
  • The New School
    Media Studies and Film, 2008
  • University of St. Thomas
    Drama and communications, 2003
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