"A blind Spurs fan enters an Arse pub by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while he yells to the barman, "Hey, you wanna hear an Arsenal joke?" The pub immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very angry voice, the fan next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, pal, you should know five things: One - the barman is an Arsenal fan. Two - The bouncer is an Arsenal fan. Three - I'm a six-foot, 18 stone Arsenal fan with a black belt in karate. Four - The ugly geezer sitting next to me is an Arsenal fan and is a professional weightlifter. Five - The bloke to your right is an Arsenal fan and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."