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Paranormal Shopping Network
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High quality products for the discerning undead.
High quality products for the discerning undead.

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At the Paranormal Shopping Network, we're all about a great commercial, especially one that's a parody. Conan O'Brien's latest resurrects the old-school Apple commercials in a hysterical faux ad for the new AirPods. http://ow.ly/rIqa304mKZd #TeamCoco #Commercials #Satire

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How exactly do you know when a zombie's tired (and not just from roller skating)? Because he's dead on his feet! #SundayPunday #ZombiePuns
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Has it really been 12 years since Shaun of the Dead shuffled into theaters, Simon Pegg? Whatever you do today, don't forget to kill Philip! ;) http://ow.ly/cSEG304mHsS #ShaunOfTheDead #Zombies #ZombieMovies

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We believe in monsters and ghosts too, thanks to you, Stephen King. Wishing you a very happy 69th birthday! #HappyBirthday #GhostStories
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What's a vampire's favorite fruit (after the NECK-tarine, of course)? A blood orange. #SundayPunday #VampirePuns #Vampires
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Blair Witch opens tomorrow. Just in time, PopSugar has compiled a list of four other witches. Legendary or urban legends? You be the judge! #BlairWitch #ScaredToDeath http://ow.ly/1Ut83049d9F

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Today would have been the 100th birthday of Roald Dahl, writer and creator of some of the best fantastical stories of our time. #HappyBirthday #Chocolate #SomethingDifferent
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Why did the zombie lose his lawsuit? Well, he didn't have a leg to stand on! #SundayPunday #ZombiePuns #Zombies #GotBrains
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Why did the vampire become an actor? To find a job he could really sink his teeth into. #SundayPunday #VampirePuns #Vampires
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School's back in session, and just in time, our friends at The Chive have compiled 10 college campus ghost stories. Is your school listed? #GhostStories #Ghosts #BackToSchool #OffToCollege #CampusLife http://ow.ly/cU8X303MMhj
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