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Sam Rolland
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That which kills us leaves us dead.
That which kills us leaves us dead.

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My mom's chocolate chip cookies, with instructions for new parents.
My mother has a great recipe for chocolate chip cookies. In a fit of nostalgia, I asked her to send it to me (again, as it turns out...the ol' memory ain't what it used to be). Oddly enough, I found that there are some new instructions that need to be added...
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Poop Monster Rules of Engagement
Rules of life per my 10 week old son: 1) Flatly refuse to breastfeed. Mommy has convenient sources of milk readily available to you. Have nothing to do with these. Make her pump; it's a value added service and you should demand it. If you can wait until she...
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Poop Monster Rules of Engagement
Rules of life per my 10 week old son: 1) Flatly refuse to breastfeed. Mommy has convenient sources of milk readily available to you. Have nothing to do with these. Make her pump; it's a value added service. Exception: if mommy takes you to a lactation speci...
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Poop Monster Rules of Engagement
Rules of life per my 10 week old son: 1) Flatly refuse to breastfeed. Mommy has convenient sources of milk readily available to you. Have nothing to do with these. Make her pump; it's a value added service. Exception: if mommy takes you to a lactation speci...
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Meet the poop monster...
Obviously this is way overdue, but my son was born April 26th. I'll update this post later with the full story of how he had to be induced three weeks early, but for now, here are pictures!
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A plea for decency
I try to keep politics off of this blog. It is designed to be a safe space for people to learn about their disease, not a soapbox from which I rant about the state of world affairs. However. Since Tuesday there have been a spate of hate crimes being perpetr...
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1+1=3
So, here's my excuse for not updating this blog recently:    The heir to the Rolland fortune is due on Mother's Day, 2017. Needless to say, they're following this pregnancy very closely. Not only do I go to the usual pre-natal appointments (where the nurses...
1+1=3
1+1=3
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Just a reminder...
Early voting has started in many states. Don't forget to vote; whatever your political ideologies happen to be, you cannot deny that this is a critical election.
Just a reminder...
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