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Erik Waiss
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Long rocks, ropey proteins, mostly water
Long rocks, ropey proteins, mostly water

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I feel bad about this review
So. . . Tiki. . . I like the Tiki.  I like it very much. The rum, the decor, the rum, the music,the rum, the wardrobe, the rum... Today I decided to arrive in person at our own slice of Aloha here in Lincoln, NE. John J's Chow Hall is. . . interesting.  Thi...

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Memorial Day Ethnic Food Cleansing...
How have I made it through this much of 2017 without making a blog-post yet?  Surely not having a computer for a while in 2016 wasn't so bad...  Surely not killing 3 hard-drives in 9 months. . . Surely I'm not a lazy so-and-so that will do fuck-all if a rou...

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Stamping my Passport to Flavor!
Today we'll be reviewing the Lay's "Passport to Flavor" Brazilian Picanha chips (subtitle Steak & Chimichurri sauce).  ((wtf is chimichurri?)) Initial impressions, there are some tasty-looking street food skewers of probably beef on the front.  I'd certainl...

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A return to normalcy...
Today... Mr. Lester's Bacon Cotton Candy......... Yeah, this exists... sigh I don't know if I can do this. I mean, seriously, who the hell thought this would be a good idea?  What monster sits in a room and thinks, "Hey, that sickly sweet sugar fluff we s...

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I have a computer again; a desktop to type on.  Based on my back-ups and whatnot I've been without for about 5 months now.  A hard five months where not much has happened too me, but I've had a lot of time to myself to think about the things that have happe...

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Catching up on a fucked up 5 months...
Let's be upfront.  I'm not going to review any snack food in this post.  It's kind of a downer. So, I'm living by myself now. I'm living by myself in an apartment in Lincoln, NE with two cats. (So not really "alone") I moved here on Halloween weekend. I'm d...

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My codependency with potatoes and salt...
The days are harder now. The nights are long, dark and deep. It has been so long since I felt you upon my lips, tasted you... I find myself turning to the embrace of others. Spending time with those I would not by choice have associated if you were near. Wh...

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Welcome to the potato chip apocalypse...
Let's get this shit-show started! Hey, Kid.  Wanna buy some questionable fungus flavors? You're gonna get a two-fer today.  First up, Lay's Wavy West Coast Truffle Fries!   Holy Crap, Man! Truffle Fries!  Do you know how much good truffle fries are worth!?!...

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I feel out of practice...
Hello darkness my old friend.... I've come to eat Red Nuke Powder again. And tell the people about these chips that suck. Or maybe be rewarded for pressing my luck. For these chips are the warm-up to next week. Weird flavors I seek... Nice rich welcoming co...

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In which I judge a book by it's cover...
This is in my hand, mistakes were made... I'm a sucker and perhaps a glutton for punishment.  I have purchased, on purpose, another (new!) flavor or Dinamita Doritos.  This time "Mojo Criollo" flavor. Next time I'm in bed with someone I'm going to say "Mi E...
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