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I guess he didn't rise on the third day after all.... 
The homeowner had been complaining of a foul odor for days, but didn't discover the body until she set up an Easter egg hunt for her 4-year-old.
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One of my absolute favorite books and movies.  I know the author +Chuck Palahniuk.  My friend Angela and I were book groupies of a sort way back in the late '90s and early '00s and went to many of Chuck's readings.  They couldn't have picked a better song for that movie.
 
#myfacewhen  i float over the notification spam
from butthurt G+ dickheads :-D

Weekend Nachos - Ignore
#sundaynightjams    #happy420peeps  
#becauseyourmusicsucksandyoureanasshole  
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ummm, did someone say today was a holiday? :-P
Here's my favorite Easter Bunny
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Happy Easter :-)
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Where A Republican Governor's Policies Have Touched You

#CreepyRepublicansAreCreepy  
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Lmao! Right in the head and in the left side of my chest. 

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what i really see when people make posts about beards
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In order for this to be truly accurate, wouldn't one those beard-babes have to have something, like a grain of rice, wedged in her buttcheeks?
 
(imitation) crab and 3 cheese (mozz, cheddar, parmesan) covered tortellini, honey and garlic glazed steak, and salad with spring greens, onions, scallions, carrots and mushrooms :-D

Happy 420 :-D
#foodporn   #nomnomnom  
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My mum would so adopt you if she only see how much garlic you put into food. I also remembered now i need new steak knifes like your one here. 

..my kitchen is sooo empty and lonely without you.. :(
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The only thing Duck er Dick has been shooting off lately is his mouth!

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counting down the hours :-)
 
Cue the Cello... #GameofThrones
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Don't be jealous. I live in New Jersey and our governor is a major asshole but so many morons in the state love and worship him. Let me stop before I go on a rant. 
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