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This is true!!! Nd I thought u only put on funny pics?...oh well I enjoy the pictures that you put up on the post! :)
 
yeah true..but we are only human being we cant do tht every time...huhuhuhuhu..
Jon Dye
 
not funny whatsoever.
Jon Dye
 
or even mildly interesting*
 
very true but would suck if you couldn't do any of those things
Jon Dye
 
it actually still sucks.
 
That picture is a lie, because every situation is different, every person is different, and every person feels different with different people in different places and in different circumstances.
Sometimes Jesus tells us to, "BE STILL".
 
This is very true is hard but it could be done.
 
be the first in all good things & one will never be subject to any judgement watsoever.
 
sorry. i forgive you. what were we talking about?
 
Forgiving is the sign of letting go your anger and frustration, and that takes happiness.
Forgiving is hard, because people can't let go their inner feelings and grudges. To forgive, you must find a way to spark a light, that light we call happiness.
:)
 
alzheimer's all the way baby!!
 
If you succeed in doing that, tell me how.
 
THE FIRST TO REPLY IS THE _ BOREDEST?
 
I dunno about all the first business, but it does take courage to apologize, strength to forgive, and there is certainly joy when we put or past behind us...
 
well said i like it a lot it's the truth :)
 
When you see and begin to live this truth, you can laugh a genuine unprovoked laugh that comes from the inside. You experience laughter like it was happening for the first time, every time.
 
This is so true, Who wrote this? You need a round of auplause say the kindergardeners ROFL jk But this is awsome.
 
So you can be brave, strong, and happy at the same time, if you are the first to apologize, forgive, and forget :)
 
That was very funny, b/c it was from funny pictures... Very funny. 
Jc Hale
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1
2
1
 
Only problem is most of the world today just says "thats nice" and it means nothing 
Doug M.
+
1
2
1
 
This little nugget of wisdom will be forgotten just like all the others posted this week. Jesus told me so.
 
The first was my hardest to do. The last my easiest. But I got burnt a lot***lol. The middle am still working on.
 
+Herb Willis , you are probably right-we may not ever forget, but we can choose whether to live in the past :-)
 
What did this say?
 
haha guess im not very brave strong or happy
 
Try to be the First to Forget "your wife's birthday" .. and let's see if you are going to be the happiest :)
 
Husband did that once!! He never did it again!
 
How is this a funny picture?
 
A Minneapolis
couple decided to
go to Florida to
thaw out during
particularly icy
winter. They
planned to stay at
the same hotel
where they spent
their honeymoon
20 years earlier.
Because of hectic
schedules, it was
difficult to
coordinate their
travel schedules,
so the husband
left Minnesota
and flew to Florida
on Thursday, with
his wife flying
down the
following day.
The husband
checked into the
hotel. There was
a computer in his
room, so he
decided to send
an email to his
wife. However, he
accidentally left
out one letter in
her email address,
and without
realizing his error,
sent the email.
Meanwhile,
somewhere in
Houston, a widow
had just returned
home from her
husband's funeral.
He was a minister
who was called
home to glory
following a heart
attack. The
widow decided to
check her email
expecting
messages from
relatives and
friends. After
reading the first
message, she
screamed and
fainted. The
widow's son
rushed into the
room, found his
mother on the
floor, and saw the
computer screen
which read:
To: My Loving
Wife
Subject: I've
Arrived
Date: October 16,
2004
I know you're
surprised to hear
from me. They
have computers
here now and you
are allowed to
send emails to
your loved ones.
I've just arrived
and have been
checked in. I see
that everything
has been prepared
for your arrival
tomorrow.
Looking forward
to seeing you
then! Hope your
journey is as
uneventful as
mine was.
P.S. Sure is
freaking hot down
here.

 
hey you when you try to forgive you theres all somthing they have to say when they get you mad after you all ready forgive thwm
 
that is too funny i about wet my pants laughing at that with my friend=)
 
2. When I
went to
lunch today,
I noticed an
old lady
sitting on a
park bench
sobbing her
eyes out. I
stopped and
asked her
what was
wrong.
She said, "I
have a 22
year old
husband at
home. He
makes love
to me every
morning and
then gets up
and makes
me
pancakes,
sausage,
fresh fruit
and freshly
ground
coffee."
I said, "Well,
then why
are you
crying?"
She said, "He
makes me
homemade
soup for
lunch and my
favorite
brownies
and then
makes love
to me for
half the
afternoon."
I said, "Well,
why are you
crying?"
She said, "For
dinner he
makes me a
gourmet
meal with
wine and my
favorite
dessert and
then makes
love to me
until 2:00
a.m.
I said, "Well,
why in the
world would
you be
crying?"
She said, "I
can't
remember
where I live!"
______________
______________
______________
_
3. Two
elderly ladies
had been
friends for
many
decades.
Over the
years they
had shared
all kinds of
activities and
adventures.
Lately, their
activities had
been limited
to meeting a
few times a
week to play
cards. One
day they
were playing
cards when
one looked
at the other
and said,
"Now don't
get mad at
me..... I know
we've been
friends for a
long time.....
but I just
can't think of
your name!
I've thought
and thought,
but I can't
remember it.
Please tell
me what
your name is.
Her friend
glared at her.
For at least
three
minutes she
just stared
and glared at
her. Finally
she said,
"How soon
do you need
to know?

 
lol i have done al of these does this make me epic?
 
Awesome but I've already forgotten it hehehehe
 
I am confused. Isn't it better to forgive than forget? Or is it both?! AAAGGGHHH!!!
M Glenn
 
This is some truth
 
I'm sorry, I have to forgive you for something, but I can't recall what it is at the moment...
 
1. A
kindergarten
pupil told his
teacher he'd
found a cat,
but it was
dead. "How
do you know
that the cat
was dead?"
she asked
her pupil.
"Because I
pissed in its
ear and it
didn't move,"
answered
the child
innocently.
"You did
WHAT?!?"
the teacher
exclaimed in
surprise.
"You know,"
explained the
boy, "I
leaned over
and went
'Pssst!' and
it didn't
move."
______________
______________
______________
_
2. A small
boy is sent
to bed by his
father. Five
minutes
later.... "Da-
ad...." "What?
"I'm thirsty.
Can you bring
drink of
water?" "No.
You had your
chance.
Lights out."
Five minutes
later:
"Daaaaad.."
"WHAT?"
"I'm
THIRSTY.
Can I have a
drink of
water??" "I
told you NO!
If you ask
again, I'll
have to
spank you!!"
Five minutes
later..
"Daaaa-
aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you
come in to
spank me,
can you bring
a drink of
water?"
______________
______________
______________
_
3. An
exasperated
mother,
whose son
was always
getting into
mischief,
finally asked
him "How do
you expect
to get into
Heaven?"
The boy
thought it
over and
said, "Well, I'll
run in and
out and in
and out and
keep
slamming
the door until
St. Peter
says, 'For
Heaven's
sake, Dylan,
come in or
stay out!'"
______________
______________
______________
_
4. One
summer
evening
during a
violent
thunderstor
m a mother
was tucking
her son into
bed. She was
about to
turn off the
light when
he asked
with a
tremor in his
voice,
"Mommy, will
you sleep
with me
tonight?"
The mother
smiled and
gave him a
reassuring
hug. "I can't
dear," she
said. "I have
to sleep in
Daddy's
room." A long
silence was
broken at
last by his
shaky little
voice: "The
big sissy."

 
I will never forget the bad moments in life, as much as the good. If I forgot everything bad about my life, I'd never learn to become a better person.
 
Is this why dudes seem happier than chicks..we forget everything..they remember everything , an then jog our memory about it!!! Joking ladies!!
 
i do all of them.
n it true i am always happy

 
why is the title "Funny Pictures"?
 
I think forgive and forgot is the hardest work can we do in our life.........because some they made us cry and some they made us laugh.........so i can't do it!
 
People with amnesia must be the happiest!!!!
 
and the first to do all at once is the craziest...
 
that touches my heart...tear but so true
 
A man was working on
his motorcycle on his
patio and his wife was
in the house in the
kitchen. The man was
racing the engine on
the motorcycle and
somehow, the
motorcycle slipped into
gear. The man, still
holding the handlebars,
was dragged through a
glass patio door and
along with the
motorcycle dumped
onto the floor inside
the house.
The wife, hearing the
crash, ran into the
dining room, and found
her husband laying on
the floor, cut and
bleeding, the
motorcycle laying next
to him and the patio
door shattered.
The wife ran to the
phone and summoned
an ambulance.
Because they lived on a
fairly large hill, the wife
went down the several
flights of long steps to
the street to direct the
paramedics to her
husband. After the
ambulance arrived and
transported the
husband to the
hospital, the wife
uprights the
motorcycle and pushed
it outside.
Seeing that gas had
spilled on the floor, the
wife obtained some
papers towels, blotted
up the gasoline, and
threw the towels in
the toilet.
The husband was
treated at the hospital
and was released to
come home. After
arriving home, he
looked at the
shattered patio door
and the damage done
to his motorcycle. He
became despondent,
went into the
bathroom, sat on the
toilet and smoked a
cigarette. After
finishing the cigarette,
he flipped it between
his legs into the toilet
bowl while still seated.
The wife, who was in
the kitchen, heard a
loud explosion and her
husband screaming.
She ran into the
bathroom and found
her husband lying on
the floor. His trousers
had been blown away
and he was suffering
burns on the buttocks,
the back of his legs and
his groin. The wife
again ran to the phone
and called for an
ambulance.
The same ambulance
crew was dispatched
and the wife met them
at the street. The
paramedics loaded the
husband on the
stretcher and began
carrying him to the
street. While they were
going down the stairs
to the street
accompanied by the
wife, one of the
paramedics asked the
wife how the husband
had burned himself. She
told them and the
paramedics started
laughing so hard, one of
them tipped the
stretcher and dumped
the husband out. He fell
down the remaining
steps and broke his
arm.
This story redefines
what it is to have a
bad day

 
And im happy by doing this too:) forgiving
 
Only problem with that story is it is 100% false. Don't you watch mythbusters. You can't ignite gasoline with a cigarette unless you are inhaling up against the source, let alone paper towels that have been diluted in water.
 
It's true but it make me cryed and happy....what's the reason?
 
That was funny! Poor Junior, he really had a bad day! Hell, ann couldn't live through too many days like that!! Lol!!
 
So the most ignorant is the happiest. Go me!
 
This is so true but it's always hard to forget
 
A wealthy man decided
to go on a safari in
Africa. He took his
faithful pet dachshund
along for company. One
day, the dachshund
starts chasing
butterflies and before
long the dachshund
discovers that he is
lost.
So, wandering about,
he notices a leopard
heading rapidly in his
direction with the
obvious intention of
having him for lunch.
The dachshund thinks,
"OK, I'm in deep trouble
now!" Then he noticed
some bones on the
ground close by, and
immediately settles
down to chew on the
bones with his back to
the approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is
about to leap, the
dachshund exclaims
loudly, "Boy, that was
one delicious leopard. I
wonder if there are any
more around here."
Hearing this, the
leopard halts his attack
in mid-stride, as a look
of terror comes over
him, and slinks away
into the trees. "Whew,"
says the leopard. "That
was close. That
dachshund nearly had
me." Meanwhile, a
monkey, who had been
watching the whole
scene from a nearby
tree, figures he can put
this knowledge to good
use and trade it for
protection from the
leopard. So, off he
goes.
But the dachshund saw
him heading after the
leopard with great
speed, and figured that
something must be up.
The monkey soon
catches up with the
leopard, spills the
beans and strikes a
deal for himself with
the leopard. The
leopard is furious at
being made a fool of
and says, "Here
monkey, hop on my
back and see what's
going to happen to that
conniving canine." Now
the dachshund sees
the leopard coming
with the monkey on his
back, and thinks, "What
am I going to do now?"
But instead of running,
the dog sits down with
his back to his
attackers, pretending
he hasn't seen them
yet ... and, just when
they get close enough
to hear, the dachshund
says..................
"Where's that darn
monkey? Sent him off
half an hour ago to
bring me another
leopard."

 
of cool worrds... some words a parent would teach their kids...
 
Can someone teach me how to forget? I seem to have a lot of trouble with that one.
 
Absolutely.....!! That is so true.....!!😏
 
unless the other person just plain rude then hater beating time lmao... hehehe...
 

Susie's husband had
been slipping in and out
of a coma for several
months. Things looked
grim, but she was by
his bedside every single
day. One day as he
slipped back into
consciousness, he
motioned for her to
come close to him. She
pulled the chair close to
the bed and leaned her
ear close to be able to
hear him.
"You know" he
whispered, his eyes
filling with tears, "you
have been with me
through all the bad
times. When I got fired,
you stuck right beside
me. When my business
went under, there you
were. When we lost
the house, you were
there. When I got shot,
you stuck with me.
When my health
started failing, you
were still by my side.
"And you know what?"
"What, dear?" she
asked gently, smiling to
herself.
"I think you're bad luck
 
It's hard to forget things just like that. Your always going to remember what happens. 
 
Never forget, never forgive & never apologize!
 
That is so true especially when you could remember all that 
He Ping
 
so true...but it's hard.
 
Very good! Worth remembering. It is hard to forget some of the nasty or traumatic things in our lives, but maybe we should try to remember more of the good things that we've experienced.takes off moralising hat.
 
A Minneapolis
couple decided to
go to Florida to
thaw out during
particularly icy
winter. They
planned to stay at
the same hotel
where they spent
their honeymoon
20 years earlier.
Because of hectic
schedules, it was
difficult to
coordinate their
travel schedules,
so the husband
left Minnesota
and flew to Florida
on Thursday, with
his wife flying
down the
following day.
The husband
checked into the
hotel. There was
a computer in his
room, so he
decided to send
an email to his
wife. However, he
accidentally left
out one letter in
her email address,
and without
realizing his error,
sent the email.
Meanwhile,
somewhere in
Houston, a widow
had just returned
home from her
husband's funeral.
He was a minister
who was called
home to glory
following a heart
attack. The
widow decided to
check her email
expecting
messages from
relatives and
friends. After
reading the first
message, she
screamed and
fainted. The
widow's son
rushed into the
room, found his
mother on the
floor, and saw the
computer screen
which read:
To: My Loving
Wife
Subject: I've
Arrived
Date: October 16,
2004
I know you're
surprised to hear
from me. They
have computers
here now and you
are allowed to
send emails to
your loved ones.
I've just arrived
and have been
checked in. I see
that everything
has been prepared
for your arrival
tomorrow.
Looking forward
to seeing you
then! Hope your
journey is as
uneventful as
mine was.
P.S. Sure is
freaking hot down
here.

 
they all about the first,
how about the last? hehhehe....
just kidding!!
 
And the first to repost...is the idle-est. :D
Jim A
 
Right out of the Bible.
 
And the first to never get themselves into a situation they have to apologize, forgive and forget is the smartest.
 
I hope The brave person out there that wrote this will be strong enough to allow me to tell them how happy I have become since reading...
 
Imposible in real life.........thought is thought...
 
Apologize, Forgive, & Forget
 
That's why people with Alzheimer's are happy.
 
easier said than done unfortunately...
 
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

Love never fails.

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.

– 1 Corinthians 13:1-8;13 (NIV).
 
That's ... uh, what were we talking about? #happy
 
Nereida Bettencourt did her homework. Extra credit for all those who can figure out what book that quote comes from without going on-line to do it. Hint:(Basic instructions before leaving earth). G.B.!!!
 
Sorry about mispell of name, Nereida. :-)
Weli A
 
and the first to fight. Is the stupidest.
 
The problem with this solution is: Fool me once; shame on you. Fool me twice; she on me. Still a nice thought. 
Ryan C.
 
Damn. Can someone please fool me twice?
 
This should be teached at PreSchool!!... Or at least before Family Guy kicks in!!

That Stewie Griffin is messin' us up!!

Omg omg omg
Ma La
 
Apologizing and forgiving are very good. Forgetting is stupid. "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."
Who is Stewie Griffin?
 
Apologize and forgive is ok .. but forget about the incident is the tough job .. But have to forget slowly ,, then we can get permanent happiness..
 
Raw truth. Forgiveness benefits the forgiver, is not dependent at all on if the offender is apologetic or not, and is completely compatible with follow through on consequences. Not sure why this was posted as humor...this idea is based in wisdom.
 
The first step to act (do) is the hardest one.
 
If we want to live life peacefully the we must follow above mantra
 
And the one who calls Vendetta, is the badassiest.
 
One should not forget the past for the past could come back again 
 
If we want to live life peacefully then we must follow above mantra
 
Sometimes it is okay not to be the 'first' 
Big Toe
 
and the first to get even is at peace!!!
 
Well forgive is to forget,,happiness in your heart...
 
I ' m interested in u essay . junior waz. Having absolutely fun .
 
Unless the happiest gets stab in the back tomorrow
 
I can't say I find happiness in the prospect of losing the important knowledge I attained after having suffering the scenarios of apology and forgiveness. Just sayin'!
 
Het,what's happening?
 
Ja itz tru bt itz nt dat mch easy 2 forget
 
because they wont remember the fight that happened in the end . I understand all this because I do this
Hai Vu
 
The first to apologize is the husband. The first to forgive is the husband. The first to forget is the husband...
 
Yeah ,and if people would forgive and forget ! Wow!
 
Its dam true...its like gr8 thought Be good , do good n be one.
 
1st. Would have been a great first comment. I like this quote/picture
 
The first two are me.. The last is him
 
Absolutely true....first to apologize...first to forgive...which makes me feel sincere and happy BUT I Will NEVER FORGET because one day it might come back and BITE YOUUU. And it won't let gooooo!!!!
 
Although.. No one forgets.. Unless of course, they have amnesia or a memory loss condition!
 
easier said than done,forgetting is the most difficult.
 
Shouldn't we remember rather than forget to learn from it.
 
That is true. If people noticed that, the world be way more happier. By the was I am not a hippie. 
 
WELL, 2 OF THEM ARE RIGHT BUT ONE OF THEM FOR ME IS NOT SURE.. ANYWAY WE HAVE DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES..
 
If u obey d last 1 u'll b in trouble
 
aren't these things supposed to be funny!
 
i never forget… so am i the saddest?
 
Maybe their was forgivness when u came back those 2 weeks that u put no effort into the relationship then u go back to the bitches house claiming ur at a goddamn hotel when leeping in her bed ur lucky u have ur dick still intact. Forgiveness sit on spilnters.
 
if you don't forget your first love you are blessed
 
U just appoliged today. Go fuck yourself
 
Smoke Enough Pot & Forget it even Happened.. ;)
 
not the easiest things to do but the most recommended ones....
 
yes u need 2 humble ur self and do what is right
 
Great manners, and easily done when the death comes thru!
 
its said we have to forgive those who tresspass against us 70 times but we find it difficult to forgive just three times
 
aaah, so that's why I'm always smiling.
 
forgive yes! but to forget kind a had!
 
I best forgiveness quote I've ever read is from Paul Boese: "Forgiveness does not change the past; it enlarges the future."
 
forget every thing and learn to be happy with on who discourages u and wanted to be with you.
 
Like it.....at the end of the day doing just that makes us a better person as well as HAPPY
 
Very nice saying, but not funny.
Translate
 
So, people with Alzheimer's are the happiest people on the planet then?
 
Why is it that all the "Funny Pictures" type accounts are posting cheesy folk wisdom in What's Hot?
 
Funny pictures? What's so funny about that cliché saying in a pic? Lame.
 
not easy to forget every thing!
 
No one is perfect. we all commit mistakes, so it is wise to apologize, forgive, and forget. But when it happens again, we mustn't forget.
 
To b the first to do this is the hardest part
Ike Ike
 
I believe the only time someone can forget an event is when they start suffering from memory loss or they just have a very poor memory. For the fact that one still remembers an event does not mean he/she has not forgiven. In the absence of poor memory/memory loss, nobody ever forgets.
Ali D
 
So true.but sometimes ,u cant forgive.and cant apologize.caus u cant forget.
 
the last to comment this post will be the most famous
 
and the first to angry is the easiest way why bother others thing!
 
&the first to leave is the wisest;))
 
Trudat, I honor those that do so..
 
one of the greatest things a man can do is apologize
 
The first to smell it.... Dealt it. 
 
man the people who come second must feel realy left out here
 
The 1st to TOLERATE is the BEST.
 
It's only brave to apologize if you did the act. What is with all these people appologizing about something they had nothing to do with?
 
To forget,is that you have truly forgiven.
 
to be a good person is all three...
 
ryt every person shld follow them!!!! :)
 
but but but forgetting is so hard when what your trying to forget is constantly reminding you to forget about it
 
conclusion: and..i need to be happier...
 
MorAl-Don't apologise, don't 4 give, just 4get n b happy!!!
:D
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