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Throwback Thursday scene, and an infectious earworm. You're welcome.
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Says it all. :-P
 
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Samsung exec blames win8 for pc decline. True, but it had to be done. In general, consumers hate change. In 3 years it will be seen as a brilliant decision by Microsoft. Innovate or fade away. They chose to give it their best shot. Actually, I like windows 8.
 
Samsung Electronics exec blames Windows 8 for the decline of the PC 
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Yes. Too true. FYI I'm on my tablet. Makes it hard to argue. :-)
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Rofl
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LOL! I really don't remember how I found +Neila Rey on G+. So far she's been inspiring, quirky, and funny. Here's something she posted...
 
During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed...

... "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."

"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ralph. "How about a demonstration?"

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead." 
Ralph says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."

The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."

Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops. 

Ralph says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."

The auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Ralph's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

"Want to go double or nothing?" Ralph asks. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, and urinates all over the desk. The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. 

But Ralph's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

"Are you okay?" the auditor asks.

"Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Ralph told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it."
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This works! I've seen it happen.
 
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Okay, its not star trek, but it is amazing. 
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Super-capacitors to replace batteries in smartphones & cars someday maybe. 20 second phone charge would be amazing!!! 
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I think George might be exaggerating in this review...
http://goo.gl/dke4i
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Exciting! And Terrifying. I'll watch from here. I like the Earth.

Link to article:http://goo.gl/e4DAX
Apply Now For A One-Way Trip To Mars
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Oh come on where's yer sense of adventure! Sign me up!
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This really happened!
(okay, maybe not)
 
#IfIHadNexusGoogleTV#IfIHadGlass , #IfIHadPixel#IfIHadGoogleStore  I could try all these +Nexus/Google devices out before I spend the big money.
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Rugged and refined. I want one.
 

                           Mercedes Ener-G-Force Concept
Mercedes Benz has released the Vision Ener-G-Force concept sport utility patrol vehicle. Small windows help officers within maintain a low profile, rotating beacons on the roof project the strength of police presence in the vicinity, and the striking design combine with the rugged wheels to make this beast high capable on or off the beaten track. “The Ener-G-Force is the vision of an off-roader that, while reflecting tomorrow’s adventures, also invokes the genes of the Mercedes-Benz off-road icon, the G model. Modern and cool, it could also be a clue about a new beginning for the off-road design idiom of Mercedes-Benz.”
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