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Because of an ear infection, Little Johnny, had to go to the pediatrician. The doctor directed his comments and questions to Little Johnny in a professional manner. When he asked Little Johnny, "Is there anything you are allergic to?" Little Johnny nodded and whispered in his ear. Smiling, the pediatrician wrote out a prescription and handed it to Little Johnny's mother. She tucked it into her purse without looking at it.

As the pharmacist filled the order, he remarked on the unusual food-drug interaction Little Johnny must have. Little Johnny's mother looked puzzled until he showed her the label on the bottle. As per the doctor's instructions, it read, "Do not take with broccoli."

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The principles of the "progressive" governance are very closely aligned with the ten planks of Karl Marx’s Communist Manifesto:

1. Abolition of private property and the application of all rents of land to public purposes. Zoning laws, school and property taxes, Bureau of Land Management. Rancher Cliven Bundy knows all about that.

2. A heavy progressive or graduated income tax.
Paying your “fair share” – sound familiar?

3. Abolition of all rights of inheritance.
The “Death tax”

4. Confiscation of the property of all emigrants and rebels.
Government seizures and tax liens. Oh yes, remember that little problem with the IRS and Tea Party organizations

5. Centralization of credit in the hands of the state, by means of a national bank with State capital and an exclusive monopoly.
Hello, Federal Reserve.

6. Centralization of the means of communications and transportation in the hands of the State.
Your un-elected FCC, DOT and FAA.

7. Extension of factories and instruments of production owned by the state, the bringing into cultivation of wastelands, and the improvement of the soil generally in accordance with a common plan.
Hello, EPA.

8. Equal liability of all to labor. Establishment of industrial armies, especially for agriculture.
Fight for $15!!

9. Combination of agriculture with manufacturing industries, gradual abolition of the distinction between town and country, by a more equitable distribution of population over the country.
HUD is now mandating that low-income housing be available in more affluent neighborhoods to “promote housing mobility” and “address residential segregation.”

10. Free education for all children in public schools.
And now they’re pushing for free college. How else will you indoctrinate?

There is a definite philosophical sea change occurring in America. It’s the long war, the long march as Chairman Mao put it…Obama called it a fundamental transformation. And we’re witnessing it happen in the city that gave birth to this Constitutional Republic, Philadelphia.

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Words Not Yet In The Dictionary (1 of 2)

ACCORDIONATED (ah kor' de on ay tid) adj. Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.

AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks' trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

AQUALIBRIUM (ak wa lib' re um) n. The point where the stream of drinking fountain water is at its perfect height, thus relieving the drinker from having to (a) suck the nozzle, or (b) squirting himself in the eye.

BURGACIDE (burg' uh side) n. When a hamburger can't take any more torture and hurls itself through the grill into the coals.

BUZZACKS (buz' aks) n. People in phone marts who walk around picking up display phones and listening for dial tones even when they know the phones are not connected.

CARPERPETUATION (kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

DIMP (dimp) n. A person who insults you in a cheap department store by asking, "Do you work here?"

DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will 'remove' all the germs.

ECNALUBMA (ek na lub' ma) n. A rescue vehicle which can only be seen in the rearview mirror.

EIFFELITES (eye' ful eyetz) n. Gangly people sitting in front of you at the movies who, no matter what direction you lean in, follow suit.

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Picking Up Clothes

Weary of constantly picking clothes up from the floor of her son's room, a mother finally laid down the law. Each item of clothing she had to pick up would cost her son 25 cents.

By the end of the week, he owed her $1.50. She received the money promptly, along with a 50-cent tip and a note that read:

"Thanks, Mom. Keep up the good work!"

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Throw a kid in the cage with him, Hillary. It's your style. Maybe shoot some more reporters with missiles too. Or maybe he could just commit suicide for you.
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ELBONICS (el bon' iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

ELECELLERATION (el a cel er ay' shun) n. The mistaken notion that the more you press an elevator button the faster it will arrive.

FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.

NEONPHANCY (ne on' fan see) n. A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life.

PEPPIER (pehp ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.

PETONIC (peh ton' ik) adj. One who is embarrassed to undress in front of a household pet.

PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

PUPKUS (pup' kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

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Lt. Gov. Eric Holcomb will be Indiana Republicans' new candidate for governor after winning a majority vote from the state GOP central committee Tuesday.

Holcomb, a career political operative who just became lieutenant governor in March, replaces current Gov. Mike Pence on the ballot. Pence withdrew from his reelection race several weeks ago, after Donald Trump tapped him as his vice-presidential running mate, because Indiana law prohibits appearing twice on the same ballot.

Holcomb will face Democratic nominee John Gregg, who narrowly lost to Pence in 2012.

Holcomb saw off challenges from Reps. Susan Brooks and Todd Rokita, as well as state Sen. Jim Tomes, who all put their names before the GOP committee. But Pence's endorsement of Holcomb late last week may have been decisive.

Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2016/07/indiana-gop-picks-lt-gov-eric-holcomb-to-replace-mike-pence-on-2016-ballot-226216
Lt. Gov. Eric Holcomb will be Indiana Republicans' new candidate for governor after winning a majority vote from the state GOP central committee Tuesday.
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Clorox Corporation has stated that they own the daisy and no one else may have it on their product. They issued Method a cease and desist letter demanding Method not reference the daisy in their own product promotions, as Clorox claims sole ownership. Seriously.
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Education
  • Purdue University
    BSEE, 1972 - 1977
  • Indiana University
    MS Bus Admin, 1990
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March 6
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Kubulai, Known as Kubulai on FaceBook, Twitter, YouTube -- everywhere except Google+ as Google refuses to acknowledge it
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Professor, Engineer, Programmer, Social Activist, Consumer Advocate
Introduction
You have never lost until you agree that you are defeated.

Who am I?
Over time I have built a world-view, like constructing a map of the cosmos, and from this, essentially everything is understandable and anything is possible. The most important things that I have learned have been self-taught by picking up on or asking myself good, clear, penetrating questions to expose and articulate the hidden structures that underlie the experience of living.

It’s a complex world, and I believe we each should develop the facility to interact in a wide variety of ways. If something really interests me I have an incredible ability to stick with it — even though I have a larger perspective, I can be very focused and zero in on a point. I have always seen the world at many levels.

I’m always interested in developing expertise in new areas. I tend to be someone who looks at all the what-ifs, anticipating all possible scenarios and their likelihood: I rarely have just a 'plan A'. Once people comprehend the significance of what I am explaining to them, they usually also recognize its importance. The problem is that it may be ten years before they realize that I am right -- ten lost years which could have been productive.

Autonomy is important, to be respected for my own thoughts and feelings, ideas and creativity. It is frustrating when people simply dismiss a concept without trying to understand or worse when they actually fight against progress because doing the best thing for everyone would mean they collected less money than they could get otherwise. Greed is a very ugly abuser. Still, I never really think of others as 'too stupid to understand': only that I have somehow still not explained in a way that they can grasp, although sometimes I must concede that they simply don't want to understand. I am instinctively tolerant but the one thing I cannot stand is people who just don't care: about the quality of their own work or their effect on others' lives.

I am naturally organized, structured, and analytical. If a project enters my mind it immediately assumes the form of its pieces, its basic structure, and what sequence of events is required to get it done. This isn’t something I do: it happens instantaneously without effort. Issues are multifaceted and I try to think from different perspectives, not only my perspectives but others’ too. I’ve found it’s good to gather as many facts as I can. Sometimes there is a piece that needs to be thrown out, or maybe it’s the seed of another project.

My analytical instinct also makes me coolheaded even under extreme circumstances: when others loose their head in a disaster, or become trapped in placing blame, I am already working out solutions. If a shooter walked into my classroom and shot me in the heart, I would still act, knowing that I had about 6-8 seconds to stop him from harming anyone else before my body quit working.

I won’t do something if I feel I can’t do it well.
Bragging rights
Converted two organizations to Google email and survived.
Work
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Program Chair and CEO
Employment
  • API
    Owner, 2007 - present
  • Adult Life Training, Inc.
    CEO, 2003 - present
  • AgriStats, Inc.
    Sr. Programmer Analyst, 1998 - 2003
  • J & J Nash
    Owner, 1991 - 1998
  • Allied Aerospace / Bendix
    Design Engineer, 1978 - 1990
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Fort Wayne, IN USA - South Bend, IN USA
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