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Operation He Does NOT Extend SitRep
2017.01.28

Not to sound braggadocious, but a tremendous team, made up of agents at the highest level of agenting, erected bigly field art that was hugely classy in an act of patriotic devotion. Truly terrific.

Yuge thanks to:
Team Left Nut
Team Right Nut
Team Shaft
Team Bend
Team Just The Tip
Dick Erector (one bad hombre)

Facts:
-- Sean Spicer drafted this SitRep. Period.
-- Field Art made 2pm dickpoint cockcheck checkpoint.

Alt Facts:
-- Fields totaled 1.5 million MU -- it was YUGE
-- Fields would have totaled 4.5 million if you count all the illegal immigrants.
-It is the largest field ever to cover the White House.
- This op was 3.1 million MU short of the popular MU count
-- This ween0r has a mandate despite its loss
-- Shape of fields is N'zeer for "Asshat"
-- The liberal media would have you believe that this field was not erected. They got it up even when he (probably) can't.
-- There were links coming out of wherevers.

Alternate Names for the Operation:
-- Bitch, it's Saturday (http://nymag.com/thecut/2017/01/a-scene-from-the-d-c-womens-march.html)
-- Blue Balls for Trump
-- Disputed Erection
-- Don Trump de Cheeto (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/food/wp/2016/06/17/donald-trump-as-cheeto-jesus-and-the-political-legacy-of-a-dusty-orange-snack/?utm_term=.d83a5aa65964)
-- Flaccid and Right-Leaning
-- Fuckface Von Clownstick's Clownstick (http://www.vulture.com/2016/11/jon-stewart-remembers-his-twitter-war-with-trump.html and https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/33035996981377024)
-- Grumpy Orange Penis (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grumpy_Old_Men_%28film%29)
-- Hanging Chode (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad_%28paper%29)
-- Is It Up Yet?
-- It's Not My Trump Pump (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WCvULMRUq8)
-- Lacking Mandate
-- Make Donald Drumph Again
-- New Dick on the Block
-- Obama's Was Bigger
-- Packing Cheat (http://www.sex-lexis.com/-Dictionary/packing%20heat)
-- Putin's Joystick (https://www.us-cert.gov/sites/default/files/publications/JAR_16-20296A_GRIZZLY%20STEPPE-2016-1229.pdf)
-- Sad Flagpole
-- Short-Staffing the White House
-- The Nation is Tired and Has a Headache (http://www.maxim.com/maxim-man/most-common-excuses-for-no-sex-2016-5)
-- The Return of a Tricky D (https://www.reference.com/history/richard-nixon-called-tricky-dick-a81aa8e044fa4d6c)
-- Unerected Presi-dunce
-- Unplump Chump
-- Ween are the world, Ween are the Resistance. -- - -- Ween are the ones to make a brighter day so let’s start fielding.
-- Weens Over America (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wings_over_America)
-- Ween shall over-comb
-- Ween, The Pee-Hole
-- Wiener wiener chicken diener

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February First Saturday! University City - Philadelphia
Join us for another Ingress FS Event! First Saturdays are offical, Niantic -sanctioned, cross faction events run by your local agents. The point is to meet up with fellow ingress players of all levels, learn things about the game you may not have known and have a light-hearted & friendly competition while gaining easy AP and stats. Meet up between 1PM and 1:30PM to check in your starting; play until 3:30PM when all agents meet back up to check in their Ending Stats. Winners will be announced, then Margaritas and Tacos at Wahoo's for all!

Meet up for both the start and end points is at 32nd and Chestnut at the "Pennsylvania Railroad Freight Building" Portal ( https://ingress.com/intel?ll=39.95361,-75.187209&z=18&pll=39.953632,-75.187439) . This happens to also be our after-party, Wahoos, a Mexican, Asian and Brazilian inspired Casual restaurant.

Official Points of Contact are +Colleen Coffey (CoffeyChild; ENL) and +Jennifer Carson (5erendipity; RES). Once we get closer to the date, we will pull those interested into a temporary hangout for the day.

Check back often for new details regarding Missions, etc :)

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February First Saturday! University City - Philadelphia
Join us for another Ingress FS Event! First Saturdays are offical, Niantic -sanctioned, cross faction events run by your local agents. The point is to meet up with fellow ingress players of all levels, learn things about the game you may not have known and have a light-hearted & friendly competition while gaining easy AP and stats. Meet up between 1PM and 1:30PM to check in your starting; play until 3:30PM when all agents meet back up to check in their Ending Stats. Winners will be announced, then Margaritas and Tacos at Wahoo's for all!

Meet up for both the start and end points is at 32nd and Chestnut at the "Pennsylvania Railroad Freight Building" Portal ( https://ingress.com/intel?ll=39.95361,-75.187209&z=18&pll=39.953632,-75.187439) . This happens to also be our after-party, Wahoos, a Mexican, Asian and Brazilian inspired Casual restaurant.

Official Points of Contact are +Colleen Coffey (CoffeyChild; ENL) and +Jennifer Carson (5erendipity; RES). Once we get closer to the date, we will pull those interested into a temporary hangout for the day.

Check back often for new details regarding Missions, etc :)

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Join us for another Ingress FS Event! First Saturdays are offical, Niantic -sanctioned, cross faction events run by your local agents. The point is to meet up with fellow ingress players of all levels, learn things about the game you may not have known and have a light-hearted & friendly competition while gaining easy AP and stats. Meet up between 1PM and 1:30PM to check in your starting; play until 3:30PM when all agents meet back up to check in their Ending Stats. Winners will be announced, then Margaritas and Tacos at Wahoo's for all!

Meet up for both the start and end points is at 32nd and Chestnut at the "Pennsylvania Railroad Freight Building" Portal ( https://ingress.com/intel?ll=39.95361,-75.187209&z=18&pll=39.953632,-75.187439) . This happens to also be our after-party, Wahoos, a Mexican, Asian and Brazilian inspired Casual restaurant.

Official Points of Contact are +Colleen Coffey (CoffeyChild; ENL) and +Jennifer Carson (5erendipity; RES). Once we get closer to the date, we will pull those interested into a temporary hangout for the day.

Check back often for new details regarding Missions, etc :)

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Princeton, NJ - November First Saturday!
Join the Princeton area agents for some AP, uniques, friendly competition, and fun! If you have any questions, +Michelle N  (wolfyone) is the Resistance Point of Contact for this event and +Tom Hagan (Massack) is the Enlightened POC :)

https://plus.google.com/u/0/events/cd155q812ribeksja6745chib3c

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Princeton, NJ - November First Saturday!
Join the Princeton area agents for some AP, uniques, friendly competition, and fun! If you have any questions, +Michelle N  (wolfyone) is the Resistance Point of Contact for this event :)

https://plus.google.com/u/0/events/cd155q812ribeksja6745chib3c

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Are you near Cherry Hill, NJ? Need some extra money? Know anyone else who is? My company is hiring. We do political polls, customer satisfaction surveys, etc. Must work in the office. 
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Really, FAMILY Feud? Your show runs at 7:30pm when families and young impressionable children are watching on a regular local network channel. We don't normally watch because I am well aware Steve Harvey can't control the constant sexual innuendos. But tonight, your show came on in the course of looking for something to watch and I couldn't believe the question, "What is another name for a mistress?" There are so many things wrong with both the choice of question and the decision of the show runners to decide the derogatory answers against women were ok to include in a game to be televised for us to see today, September 11, 2016. Thanks for supporting the misogyny that abounds in our culture, I am truly disgusted. - The Mother of 4 Young Sons

#SteveHarvey
#FamilyFeud
#WPSG
#TheCW
#PhillyCW
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