I was born into a life that I was destined to live. Currently I'm tall and have a cat, I have been professionally trained to be funny when called for. I have been shot at and set on fire more times in my life then I would have liked. My brain is a storehouse of useless knowledge. I'm a terrible speller. You would not believe half the weird things that I have experienced in my life but promise they are true. I'm a nice person when someone takes the time to find out. Oh and with out bragging I"m probably smarter than you.