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Caught in a lie? Made a mistake? Don't make it worse by lying some more.
Well, well, well.  After the release of the NFL's investigation into Deflategate, it appears that Tom "Terrific" Brady isn't quite so terrific after all.   In fact, his bald-faced lie that he had no knowledge of the situation is the public image equivalent of throwing a pick-six (an interception run back for a touchdown for you non-football fans.)  At least he didn't wag his finger at us the way Bill Clinton did during his infamous "I did not hav...
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Yes I heard, good for his trifling self and that stupid team... 
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Black's Law Dictionary is America's most trusted law dictionary online. Black's Law Dictionary (2nd ed) is free to use online for your legal dictionary needs.
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Pretty accurate I think
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A message from Betty

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

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1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').

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2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'

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3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

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4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.

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5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

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6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

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7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

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8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

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9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

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10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

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11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). 

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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

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13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

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14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

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15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God Save the Queen!



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If you have family or friends that are educators you and them should watch this 
Recorded at the Knox County School Board Regular Meeting November 6, 2013 Share this video and spread the message: we will not accept these issues with educa...
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I dislike Apple products because they try to sell the public their technology like it never existed before they released it.
I have had LTE for the longest, I've had a thin and lightweight phone with a fast as heck dual core processor. And the best part is that there was no "wrong way" of me holding it that made calls drop.

The ONLY thing Apple has going for them is their awesome retina display. Beyond that Apple is nothing but average in fancy casing and boxing.

I went to PinkBerry and paid with my cell! NFC technology I've had for A LONG TIME. I had people asking me how I got my iPhone to do that, and I replied "wrong, Apple is too innovative to come up with stuff like this, this is an Android Nexus device" and they're like "oh" Bet when Apple uses it they'll claim it as originally theirs. Thumbs up for creativity.

I guess what I'm saying is I truly hope to become as good a salesman as Steve Jobs. Making the world think Apple is the only company with anything and everything when in fact they're last in line.
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The best Sicilian pie ever. Period. Give it a try
Public - 4 weeks ago
reviewed 4 weeks ago
First off the service was phenomenal. Our waitress Heather was Funny, attentive and kind. She was also very knowledgeable and informative of what the menu options consisted of. It was our first time ever at the restaurant and me and my pals loved it. I had the Traditional Hawaiian dinner with Mahi Mahi and wild boar with a side of pig rice. Great flavor accross the board along with the Polynesian meat appetizer. Dessert was great too with a Macadamia nut pie with Tahitian vanilla ice cream. Great experience finding this place with great views and atmosphere. I look forward to coming back.
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Public - a month ago
reviewed a month ago
Good food. Long wait. Manager Aaron made it right with exceptional service though. Overall good experience but won't give 5 stars because of 2 hour wait.
Public - 3 months ago
reviewed 3 months ago
Awesome food and atmosphere. Meals taste home cooked with love and care.
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fantastic food. amazing brisket and ribs and chicken. the service is great. came in a Sunday after they ran out of food and the owner managed to hook me up with some ribs anyways. they were to die for. came back and enjoyed brisket with chicken. the mac and cheese is great also the coleslaw. good food. omg their pastrami is amazing as well. great place
Public - 2 months ago
reviewed 2 months ago
The service at this store is a discredit to Verizon. From management to staff the attitude is that they're doing you a favor when addressing any of your issues or concerns. Instead of showing gratitude for your business they neglect it.
Public - 7 months ago
reviewed 7 months ago
The best shawarma pita ever. Their falafel was off the hook. Best I've had since the mid-town Manhattan food trucks. Perhaps what makes this place even better is the warm and welcoming attitude of the staff. I went in for the falafel pita but got curious about how good the shawarma looked. One of the guys just gave a generous sample on the house and made a believer out of me. Super cool place and will definitely will be visiting again.
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