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Michael Dux
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Human? Well, maybe half, but no more than that.
Human? Well, maybe half, but no more than that.

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I figured out how rabbits get hit by cars.

Walking the neighborhood, looking for my escaped dog, I ended up on a street corner. I stood the a few moments pondering which way would have looked fun to a Jack Russel subtlety are of the rabbit in the grass only three feet away. It didn't seem bothered by my presence so I just stood there.
A few moments later, a car drove up the street. It was at that time that the rabbit decided to leave the relative security of the grass, hop past me, and cross in front of the on coming car.
Bunny made it, but still.
Idiot.

This is the first large event I've been to where the line for the men's room is larger that the line to the ladies room.

I just drove by the Spruce goose. Without looking it up, where am I?

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| free lunch. |
| cubano and |
| iced tea. |
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| TIME FOR A ROAD TRIP. |
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Name this car.. (New one for me!)
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I've got a new "client qualification' scenario.
I let them borrow a pen.
If they return it, I will work with them.
Too harsh?

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Lazy day at the park.
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My parrot died yesterday. His last words were, "Damn, I think my parrot is sick."
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