An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, aLatvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including an Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan) a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Tibetan, a SriLankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Kenyan, a Uruguayan, aCzech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, aPanamanian, an Andorran, a Moroccan, an Israeli, a Palestinian, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, aBrazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian ,a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Manxman, a Qatari, an Azerbaij ani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman) an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Qwiss,a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian and a Norwegian...
...all walk into a very fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maitre d', after scrutinizing the group. "You can't come in here without a Thai."
It was called retirement.
- EppSenior Coordinator for Sales Analytics, Processes & Innovative Business Creation, 2015 - present
- State Control, LLCMinister of Order and Reason, 2009 - present
- Tools4EverAccount Manager - Education, 2012 - 2015
- Zones Inc.Presales Storage Architect, 2009 - 2012
- Commercial Data SystemsInside Sales Rep, 2006 - 2009
- Hawaiian Soap Factory (ABC)
- Hobbies Hawai'i
I may not be fully human.
I'm observant and have been accused of thinking about things from a slightly skewed perspective, combined with a keen eye for the obscure. I'm often allowed a tactical advantage from my unique perspective and a ferocious drive.
I identify strongly with the INTJ community, and most people I meet would argue against that.
I have very few friends, though those that I call friends I trust completely.
I have found the most amazing woman on this planet and she's ALL MINE.
As of May 25th, 2014, she is officially mine. (Not that I'm possessive, or anything)
"“I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I've been up linked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!
I’m new wave, but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive.
Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin' the bullet and pushin' the envelope. I’m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I’ve got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial! "
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