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I don't normally put bumper stickers on my car but if I did it would say "the closer you get the slower I drive"
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Racial Joke

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, aLatvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including an Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan) a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Tibetan, a SriLankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Kenyan, a Uruguayan, aCzech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, aPanamanian, an Andorran, a Moroccan, an Israeli, a Palestinian, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, aBrazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian ,a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Manxman, a Qatari, an Azerbaij ani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman) an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Qwiss,a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian and a Norwegian...

...all walk into a very fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maitre d', after scrutinizing the group. "You can't come in here without a Thai."
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What will void the warranty?
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If I knew what was coming, I would have failed eighth grade as many times as I could. - +Jesse Tevelow in The Connection Algorithm


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This was not called execution.
It was called retirement.
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I've made some progress.
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Senior Coordinator for Sales Analytics, Processes & Innovative Business Creation at EPP
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  • Epp
    Senior Coordinator for Sales Analytics, Processes & Innovative Business Creation, 2015 - present
  • State Control, LLC
    Minister of Order and Reason, 2009 - present
  • Tools4Ever
    Account Manager - Education, 2012 - 2015
  • Zones Inc.
    Presales Storage Architect, 2009 - 2012
  • Commercial Data Systems
    Inside Sales Rep, 2006 - 2009
  • Hawaiian Soap Factory (ABC)
  • Hobbies Hawai'i
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Human? Human? We'll see about that.
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I am/have been/will be a writer, cyclist, programmer, data storage specialist, thinker, fanatic, Girevik, Investor, accomplished sailor and gentleman.
I may not be fully human.

I'm observant and have been accused of thinking about things from a slightly skewed perspective, combined with a keen eye for the obscure. I'm often allowed a tactical advantage from my unique perspective and a ferocious drive.

I identify strongly with the INTJ community, and most people I meet would argue against that. 

I have very few friends, though those that I call friends I trust completely.

I have found the most amazing woman on this planet and she's ALL MINE. 
As of May 25th, 2014, she is officially mine.  (Not that I'm possessive, or anything)

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“I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I've been up linked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond! 
I’m new wave, but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive. 

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin' the bullet and pushin' the envelope. I’m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I’ve got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial! "
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Thoughts on Teaching Computer Programming
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Reviving the Lost Art of Manliness

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I only come into work to earn more time off.
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Free, Funny, Custom Workplace Ecard: I only come into work to earn more time off.

Apple iPad Mini Review and Giveaway
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This is a much overdue review, I’ll admit, but instead of publishing a breezy overview of the iPad mini, I wanted to experience and integrat

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It's hard to trust anyone these days. Everyone has a story about being ripped off by a mechanic or some other service. When you find a company you trust, it's almost like you shouldn't share. "I don't want them to get too busy to take care of me" The crew at Double A's is top notch. They know what their doing, the work is done very well, and quickly, and the price is value. Have you ever been given and estimate for repair and had the actual bill come in less? Really?!? I have. The work was easier and the parts were cheaper than the expected and they charged me less. That's the action of an honest company, and I won't take my vehicles anywhere else.
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Public - 8 months ago
reviewed 8 months ago
This easy to miss bar has become one our go to places for good food and fun. The decor is modern rustic, read that as rustic looking but clean and comfortable. Customer service is a big issue for me, and the team there always greets us when we come in, and says goodbye when we're done. The food and drink recommendations have all been spot on. Fish and chips - Winner! Free bacon, yes, free bacon with a drink order (on Tuesdays) Food - Great! Customer Service - Great! Atmosphere - Great! Other Patrons - Full range of people, with everyone having fun. Price - Great! Know you know why we keep coming back. (Ingress note - Stuck Junction is right at the heart of the mission.)
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Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Everything about this hotel is perfect. The rooms are well laid out, clean, and well decorated. The staff was gracious and wonderful to deal with. It's far enough from the core of Seaside to be relaxing, if that's what you choose, and close enough to walk when you want to hit the shops. We will be back.
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
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This shop is exactly what a bike shop should be. After buying a few items that we forgot at home (vacation trip) and heading back out, I started having issues with my bike (not related to the store - user error), so we limped back and explained the issue to them. The mechanic knew exactly what I was talking about and knew exactly how to fix it. I was so pleased with my first experience that I didn't even ask what the repair would cost. I knew that I'd be treated fairly. Would you do this at an auto mechanic?!? The repair was done perfectly, and they charged about 1/2 of what I would have expected.
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Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago