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Justin Hannemann
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...that one guy.
...that one guy.

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People who don't fucking flush! Honestly, intelligent animals cover their mess. My kitten is more responsible than you. This is not a laborious activity. There is no possible urgency you have in this office that you must leap from the seat and flee from the bathroom. There was no fire alarm. We are in a part of the country that experiences no earthquakes. Clearly cranking that leviathan of a turd out took you some time. You can't take an additional half second to pull the lever and flush it down? Fuck you, you mongrel. You're not fit to shit indoors. If it's a matter of pride, it's ok to be proud. Hell, take a picture of it and share it with your friends. But don't share it with coworkers. That's not ok. And don't try to tell us that you thought the toilet was automated. You've worked here longer than three days. You did that deliberately because you're a lazy fuck. It also means you're stupid. Intelligent animals cover their mess. You're like a bovine, shitting where you stand. I'm surprised you made it all into the bowl. Does it take a sign on the bathroom wall that says all employees must flush? If I find out which one of you is unwilling to perform to simple act of flushing the toilet before you leave the stall, I will shove your face into that bowl and flush it for you. Because if you're going to act like waste, you will be treated like waste.

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Happy arbitrary date change on insignificant planet 2015

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