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Tristan Lear
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Every time I use the microwave I piss my pants and forget who I am for a half hour.
Every time I use the microwave I piss my pants and forget who I am for a half hour.

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Can anyone advise on what I can expect, it's about a mile walk and I'm not really in the mood for bum energy, mind you, to the pawn shop ... best case / worst case?

note the grainy picture quality reflects my filter adjustments to accentuate details like the fine printing, but may make the watches appear worn down when really they look much better IRL
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Unless you're Rick from Rick and Morty, or ... Donald Trump ... or Jesus Christ's arrogant cousin, Jesus Christ: take this advise which I also have taken and approve of, and I approve this message:

When you want to try to write a book, don't attempt writing while inside the same room you tend to sleep.

:: too lazy to copy paste nbc more you know graphic ::

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Cell 411 is not only a police alternative but also helps you swarm the cops when your friends need help. Add me in the app: trissypissy@gmail.com

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You can tell that CNN only considers the Orlando shooting to be a B or C level tragedy, probably because it involves gays and not children. How can you tell? Because they've already gone back to their regular full commercial load. Q.E.D.

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