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"Dear Food Thoughtz:" Urgent Query
Dear Food Thoughtz, Attached is a picture of a leechee nut.
I think it looks like a testicle. My g-friend thinks it looks like a
fetus. It is delicious.  Obviously we have a dilemma: should we eat this?  Sincerely,  Bewildered in the backyard   Dear BiB, ...
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The Zucchini
The only interest I have in zucchinis is telling people that “zucchini” is the first real word that I learned how to spell. I learned how to spell it sometime before entering kindergarten, and I’ve been talking about that accomplishment ever since. Other th...
The Zucchini
The Zucchini
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Review: Azores Food Round-Up
About a month ago my sister and I embarked on an ill-conceived journey to the Azorean island of São Miguel. If, like me, you have only heard of the Azores but have no idea where they are, the short answer is they are in the middle of nowhere, and the even s...
Review: Azores Food Round-Up
Review: Azores Food Round-Up
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The Jackfruit
A couple of days ago I posted a picture of a strange mystery fruit that I encountered in a large crate on the street in Chinatown. Each fruit was the size of a watermelon, a sickly yellow colour, and covered in soft spines like a weathered pinecone. This fr...
The Jackfruit
The Jackfruit
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Pho
If someone cleaned out their rain gutter and served it to me in a bowl and called it pho, I would probably believe them. I also wouldn’t it it. I will never understand everyone’s obsession with pho, and I’m not even going to try. This food is not for me. De...
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Pho
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Oranges
When I was eight my mum put sliced oranges in my lunch. This must have been the first and last time she had ever done that. When I tried to eat them, I was only able to suck out the juice, but wasn’t able to tear the flesh from the skin. What was left were ...
Oranges
Oranges
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"Dear Food Thoughtz:" Pooping the Rainbow
Dear Food Thoughtz,   I, like you, ponder
deeply when considering my food choices, and I appreciate your awareness
of and respect for your particular culinary aversions. You see, years
of study and many more years of personal experience have led me to
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Remembrance of Tacos Lost
Remember that time I tried a taco and really liked it? Well, within a week of that positive experience I tried another taco and it was disgusting. I recently found pictures of the experience.  This is what they looked like. Gross, right? Raw onion and cilan...
Remembrance of Tacos Lost
Remembrance of Tacos Lost
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Snails
I don’t know why I’m picking on the French (and the Quebecois--I forgot about that poutine post) so much lately, but I can’t even fathom what a people must collectively have to go through to bring them to a point where they would be willing to suck a snail ...
Snails
Snails
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Crème Fraîche
I really need someone to tell me whether or not crème fraîche is good enough for me to crawl inside of. Because so far, everything is pointing to yes, and I really want to clamber into a large bowl of it and simultaneously swim and eat through it. Please te...
Crème Fraîche
Crème Fraîche
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