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I know what women do at bus stops.
I know what women do at bus stops.

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Five trailers down, lived Bonnie Campbell. She was lame and so walked slowly down the holler with a cane. Small statured, but overweight she had the skin of tanned sunbaked roast beef. And while she wasn’t precisely ancient, she had three strokes brought…
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1 Christmas Eve 2013, 9:39 p.m. Hollie Dollie is up working, grinding what she got on the stage to some protopunk song with a dropped down vocal and flashing black and red lights. She’s twenty-four years old and weighs over two hundred and fifty pounds,…
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Cracked, Smashed, and Smeared; A Day in The Life of Suzy Lee Long

1 RING RING RING RING I am AWAKE. I feel like Godzilla. Every nerve ending is on ice; tingling flurries rowing upwards and downwards over my entire body. My eyes are wide and alert looking around the apartment with a new respect for how confused my life…
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Male Stripper Moonshine There was cigarette smoke smothering the stale moonshine and the blood ran with sweating stench. There was a male stripper, some sort of sideshow freak with gore running down his arms. His fresh wounds over many slave scars. He…
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Endless There are endless cigarettes and empty bottles reigning over my precious head. There is something on fire, but my eyes are busted close, burning over my boiling blood. Slipping over me like gasoline, slick and wailing, howling angry insults at the…
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Fat Land and Irrigated Bills
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The quantum immortality theory states that there is a chance you, as in you of the general public, may never die which in a collaborative paper by Professor U. S. Simpson states would create a multitude of parallel universes, that he believes would then domino effect a catastrophic flux throughout our universe and damage all multiverses.
And another paper by Professor Miranda Moss states that when we die our consciousness goes on to a parallel universe and we ‘wake up’ with memories from where we’d just been and the life we are now living.
In either case, I want to send out a collective surge to all my other Suzy Lee’s in every corner of space and time and have them all commit suicide at exactly the same moment because then none of us, especially me, would have to attend the art show tonight as we would be negating our natural existence.
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Fat Land and Irrigated Bills
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The quantum immortality theory states that there is a chance you, as in you of the general public, may never die which in a collaborative paper by Professor U. S. Simpson states would create a multitude of parallel universes, that he believes would then domino effect a catastrophic flux throughout our universe and damage all multiverses.
And another paper by Professor Miranda Moss states that when we die our consciousness goes on to a parallel universe and we ‘wake up’ with memories from where we’d just been and the life we are now living.
In either case, I want to send out a collective surge to all my other Suzy Lee’s in every corner of space and time and have them all commit suicide at exactly the same moment because then none of us, especially me, would have to attend the art show tonight as we would be negating our natural existence.
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#ELFord #FatLandAndIrrigatedBills

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Fat Land and Irrigated Bills
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The quantum immortality theory states that there is a chance you, as in you of the general public, may never die which in a collaborative paper by Professor U. S. Simpson states would create a multitude of parallel universes, that he believes would then domino effect a catastrophic flux throughout our universe and damage all multiverses.
And another paper by Professor Miranda Moss states that when we die our consciousness goes on to a parallel universe and we ‘wake up’ with memories from where we’d just been and the life we are now living.
In either case, I want to send out a collective surge to all my other Suzy Lee’s in every corner of space and time and have them all commit suicide at exactly the same moment because then none of us, especially me, would have to attend the art show tonight as we would be negating our natural existence.
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Taller By: Myandra Wolfthorn Tall. Tall. We grow ever ever tall. Over treetops and useless branch twigs. We grow we eat all things all nature. We’re beasts selfish consuming. We grow. … Continue reading →
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Got a new one for ya! "Pray The Day Ain't Poison" @

Leaving By Myandra Wolfthorn I’m running away leaving this place for fucking good I’m done with people places things washing drying Everything. No more technology bed times helping hands hurting hands no more no more No more. Pray The Day … Continue…
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