I just had a panhandler (who proudly proclaimed he's not one of "those cardboard sign guys") tell me that since I didn't have any cash to give him that that was an excuse and I should just go to an ATM. Keepin it classy dude.
What the... wha? Really?! I mean... that's awesome, but... ghetto communist bizarro world awesome.. But... but... I. ARGH?! ... I give up. I don't know if this reaffirms my faith in the world or utterly crushes it.
This ad campaign has seriously pissed me off every time I've seen one of the ads on youtube. The sick part being, I would be COMPLETELY HAPPY to have a low calorie Dr. Pepper that doesn't taste like bathwater if they just said "Hey! New low calorie Dr. Pepper! Now with 80% less bathwater flavor!" I would buy the CRAP out of it.
This and the Keith Stone videos for Keystone beer just make me want to strangle a marketing executive who seems to think the best way to build brand loyalty is by completely alienating part of the market.