"You may not know it but this man is a spy.
He's a undercover agent for the FBI
and he's been sent down here to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan!"
"Would you believe this man has gone as far
as tearing Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars.
and he voted for George McGovern for President."
"Well, he's a friend of them long haired, hippy-type, pinko fags!
I betchya he's even got a commie flag
tacked up on the wall inside of his garage."
"He's a snake in the grass, I tell ya guys.
He may look dumb but that's just a disguise,
He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage"