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You young dumb and curious. Asking the physician "what is this." "I'm 19 I don't need a 5th kid." This ain't no toys-r-us I wanna grow up. I get around like that song but don't call me a slut. I only fit it by definition 'cause I don't know no difference. Between sampling life or being someone's strange. Here's my copay give me the stuff that tames. The false consequence of my decisions created in sciences name (?).

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Don't have to see you all exposed. Arms all the skin needed to be shown. Mix it up with your face and my imagination can unfold. Extrapolate anymore without being told. Unless you only hiding that shite and uncovering the rest. Push up to the try and distract the best. But that shite doesn't work on me. Give me the B-est chest. Or lees and I'm free. Anymore and for the most part I stick out my hands. For a hug and say hi can we just be friends. Then throw on "Soon You'll Understand"

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What’s old is new again as far as burlesque is concerned. Come explore what was an old-timey outlet for empowering women that later gave rise to the striptease once men started running the show. Now, women have reclaimed the art and it is benefiting.

* Published: 4/17/14 8:00:00 AM

* Episode Download Link (18 MB): http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/podcasts.howstuffworks.com/hsw/podcasts/sysk/2014-04-17-sysk-burlesque.mp3

* Show Notes: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/podcasts.howstuffworks.com/hsw/podcasts/sysk/2014-04-17-sysk-burlesque.mp3

* Episode Feed: Stuff You Should Know (http://www.howstuffworks.com/podcasts/stuff-you-should-know.rss)
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Baby wipes. For my baby tykes. Who I love matter if they cis, trans or baby dye, kids. No mutants tho. Life was better the day after M. Marty, Mark and Martin. Triplet daughters of mine. I know what your thinking, it's just letters next to each other, their fine.

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Learn to pronounce kids
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if your browser can't play this step up your browser game son! webm is the new hotness replacing gif's
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(The Internet's) shots taking using Infamous Second Son's new Photomode (direct capture for some to avoid Facebook/Twitter compression)
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That girl's a genius. She blows my mind. Feels so good together even when I close my eyes

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Oh hey doctor remind women that pregnancy is painful instead of just giving out the strong stuff



A new program is using crowdsourced data to select rice fields for bird rest stops; the numbers of women who take opioid drugs for pain during pregnancy is rising, but what are the risks?; a new book looks into the philias and phobias surrounding insects.

* Duration 24:20, Published 4/14/14 11:00:00 PM

* Episode Download Link (33 MB): http://podcasts.nytimes.com/podcasts/2014/04/15/science/15scitimes-podcast/20140415-podcast.mp3

* Podcast Feed: Science Times (http://www.nytimes.com/services/xml/rss/nyt/podcasts/scienceupdate.xml)
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