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Just discovered this. Damn, they are good.

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Matrioska capacitor. Made in China.
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When ransomware guys provide better customer support than most companies 😂 #WannaCry #ThunderCrypt

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1. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It’s a hardware problem.
2. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
3. Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
Because he didn’t Node how to Express himself
4. Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
5. If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
6. A Cobol programmer made so much money doing Y2K remediation that he was able to have himself cryogenically frozen when he died. One day in the future, he was unexpectedly resurrected.
When he asked why he was unfrozen, he was told:
“It’s the year 9999 — and you know Cobol”
7. Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
8. A sysadmin has 2 problems:
— dumb users
— smart users
9. A programmer is sent to the grocery store with instructions to “buy butter and see whether they have eggs, if they do, then buy 10.”
Returning with 10 butters, the programmer says, “they had eggs.”
10. Why are Assembly programmers always soaking wet? They work below C-level.
11. “In theory, there ought to be no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.” — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
12. I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
13. “Knock, knock. Who’s there?”
very long pause…
“Java.”
14. There’s a band called 1023MB. They haven’t had any gigs yet.
15. Q: How come there is not obfuscated Perl contest?
A: Because everyone would win.
16. Q: How many programmers does it take to kill a cockroach?
A: Two: one holds, the other installs Windows on it.
17. Q: How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You’re still thinking procedurally. A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class, so all you would have to do is call the light-bulb-change method.
And now some sysadmins jokes:
18. I could tell you an ICMP joke but it would probably be repetitive.
19. How many SysAdmins does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you have: one will change it and the others will argue that they would have done it better.
20. “Would you like RHEL on that box, or would you like RHEL on that box?”
The decision is really up to you.
21. Being a sysadmin is the same as being a smoker…we don’t care about the warnings.
22. I tried to come up with an IPv4 joke, but the good ones were all already exhausted…
23. The sysadmin’s suicide note read: “.DS_Store files win”
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