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Jessica Blanchard
Works at Technicquill
Attended University of Louisville
Lives in Louisville, KY
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My new cookbook is pretentious. Chervil? Shut up. It's parsley.
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Yoplait Light Key Lime Pie is no where near as satisfying as eating actual pie.
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Indeed, the pie is a lie.
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I think I'll just let kitty do all the work today.
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Salt and vinegar chips are better in theory than in practice. Ow. The roof of my mouth.
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True Blood party! Tomato soup and heart-shaped grilled cheese on steaks with red velvet cupcakes and sexy vamps!
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Steak is good also..... when rare
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I lived in Jamaica for the first 15 years of my life, and compared to then, this is much better than what they use to do... It's sucks royally how backwards my country is. 
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Word of the day: rheumba (n): a dance for the elderly.

try not to see also: horizontal rheumba
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the first thing that came to mind was the happy monkey dance then came the thought of the old saying like a monkey fucking a football.

and I'm not sure why
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So much kitteh!
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he has pepper on his nose
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I have graduated to grown-up coffee.
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Brava! Cafetière brew is hard to beat; so delightfully smooth and consistent, not to forget thrifty and -- perhaps most important of all -- green.

Then again, I'm stuck. No discriminating barista will ever set foot in our misbegotten 'burg. So if I want a decent cup of joe, it's homemade or nothing.

Fortunately (for a cheapskate like me), last year I got lucky. Just one clicky visit to the Starbucks website paid off in this tastefully-decorated box of delights.:

https://plus.google.com/108294644843012118879/posts/iQHoi5jcF6z

Cool, huh? Good on you for joining the press club. Enjoy your adult beverages. :-)
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Work
Occupation
I do words.
Skills
Biscuit-making, twerking, composing songs that feature my cat's name prominently, karaoke, words.
Employment
  • Technicquill
    Freelance Copywriter, 2008 - present
  • The Learning House
    Copywriter, 2013 - present
  • Android And Me
    Copy Editor, 2011 - present
  • PriceWeber
    Administrative Assistant, 2009 - 2012
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Louisville, KY
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Tagline
I do words.
Introduction
Louisvillian. Wordsmith. Witticist. Consumer of media. 
Bragging rights
Equally matched left and right brains.
Education
  • University of Louisville
    English, 2011
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Gender
Female
Relationship
In a relationship
Other names
Jessy Blanchard, Jess Blanchard, the First of Her Name, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, Mother of Dragons
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