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Hans Hess
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Lives in Downingtown, PA
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the g3 will overshadow both these devices 
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The G2 was a huge success , hopefully the G3 can build on that 
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Wow, first of all, way to go getting so many views for something so stupid. I guess its entertaining im a way. But the way you make it seem so official and important is pretty silly since this is far beyond what can be expected IRL.

Drop tests are one thing. Thats some real life stuff. Knife and hammer? No one should ever need to worry about such a thing.

Presented as a joke or parody, this would work. Presented as legit testing that people should take seriously, well, the source becomes more of a joke than the material. 
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Interests: Video games, scotch, craft beer, technology.  I like cooking, being outdoors (for the scenery.. not to exercise or bask in the sun) being indoors (in front of one or two screens, usually)  I like to figure things out and solve problems.

Best TV shows ever: Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development (sans season 4), The Office (UK), Justified, The Wire, The Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Heroes (season 1)... others that I'm not thinking about surely.

Best Video Games: Pretty much anything Nintendo: Smash Bros, Super Mario, Zelda, Metroid.. to name a few. Naughty Dog: Uncharted and The Last of Us (best story-telling in a game ever). Bioshock (best twist). Resident Evil 4 (the last great horror game). Rayman Origins/Legends (amazing 2d platforming). Fallout 3 & New Vegas (best exploration games ever). Diablo series (game equivalent of crack cocaine). Soul Calibur 2 is the only "real" fighting game I ever really gave a damn about.  Xenoblade Chronicles (best JRPG in.. ever, probably.) 

Best Films: The Big Lebowski (far and away my favorite), Spinal Tap, Snatch... can't really think of others I would label favorites, I'm not a huge movie buff.  I enjoy them but there is not often a lasting appeal.
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Married to the most perfect woman in the world for me.. beautiful, funny, creative, constantly makes me smile without trying, and puts up with my crap on a near daily basis!
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Downingtown, PA
Williamsport, PA - Devon-Berwyn, PA
Amazing beer selection, everthing on the menu is delicious especially the burgers. Service is also very very good, been coming here for years and only once had an average experience, the other dozens of times have been exceptional.
Food: ExcellentDecor: ExcellentService: Excellent
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