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How was school? Dad: How was school? Marty: Everything was good except music class. We had to do a dance. Me: But you love dancing! Marty: Yeah, but this was the married kind of dancing: where you...
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Marty: "At night, I count sheep, but then I get bored and go find horses. There's no horses, so I go find cows. There's no cows, so I go shoot machine guns."
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"Dad, if someone kicks you in those little balls do you have to go for an appointment or something?" http://stuffmartysaid.com/post/20254080230/dad-if-someone-kicks-you-in-those-little-balls-do
“Dad, if someone kicks you in those little balls do you have to go for an appointment or something?” - Marty, my 6 year old
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