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@hoy_mismo #Marte también estuvo presente la noche del #EclipsedeLuna http://ow.ly/vPynr
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Prepare un pequeño video son las tomas del #EclipsedeLuna del 15-Abr. desde #SPS #Honduras. http://ow.ly/vPoVh
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Weight Loss Program

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10lbs program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25 lbs program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine."

He lost 33 lbs that week...
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"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." - Mahatma Gandhi
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HERE IS HOW YOU MAKE THE BANANA DOLPHINS

First you find some nice and bright colored bananas with hardly any bruising on them. Then you wash them under water and dry them gently. Use a sharp knife and cut the stem all the way to the banana and a little past to make a smile and to be able to open them to put a grape into the opening. Take the knife and cut the bottom half off a little past the middle. I used some cream cheese to stick the banana in to keep it standing. You put the grapes around the dolphin and one into the mouth opening. I then took a brush and brushed some lemon juice into the opening so it doesn't turn brown. The last thing is to add the eyes. You can use an edible marker, cloves stuck in, raisins, chocolate chips, or frosting. I used an edible marker. They are fun and most kids love bananas and grapes! Have fun making them!

From Luz's Unique Creations on FB  https://www.facebook.com/LuzsUniqueCreations
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A esta composición del #EclipsedeLuna le he llamado The Moon Red Eye, Ojo Rojo de la Luna.
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Opciones para visitar y en Internet para disfrutar de #Eclipse Total de Luna, no te lo pierdas! http://ow.ly/vKgYM #Astronomia #Honduras
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Jupiter; The Cosmic Protector of Earth & Shoemaker-Levy 9

Some of you may not be old enough to remember this (it's one of my very first memories from childhood), but over a decade ago, starting on July 16th through July 22nd of 1994, fragments from the comet Shoemaker-Levy 9 collided with the most gargantuan monster of our solar system -- the gas-giant, Jupiter. This was truly a remarkable event for astrophysicists and the layperson alike! It marked one of the very first collision between two objects in our solar system to EVER be observed directly!

For more backstory on the comet (and additional images) See: http://www.fromquarkstoquasars.com/jupiter-the-cosmic-protector-of-earth-shoemaker-levy-9/

Image Credit: NASA/JPL
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HERE IS HOW YOU MAKE THE BANANA DOLPHINS

First you find some nice and bright colored bananas with hardly any bruising on them. Then you wash them under water and dry them gently. Use a sharp knife and cut the stem all the way to the banana and a little past to make a smile and to be able to open them to put a grape into the opening. Take the knife and cut the bottom half off a little past the middle. I used some cream cheese to stick the banana in to keep it standing. You put the grapes around the dolphin and one into the mouth opening. I then took a brush and brushed some lemon juice into the opening so it doesn't turn brown. The last thing is to add the eyes. You can use an edible marker, cloves stuck in, raisins, chocolate chips, or frosting. I used an edible marker. They are fun and most kids love bananas and grapes! Have fun making them!

From Luz's Unique Creations on FB  https://www.facebook.com/LuzsUniqueCreations
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No pude captar la #EEI #ISS no tengo un horizonte despejado al oeste, pero aquí les comparto esta imagen.
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