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Michael Kindt
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“Here’s a bulker, as opposed to a tanker. These girls haul dry stuff, like coal and iron ore. If one takes on water, it won’t screw the whole damn boat.”
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“So why am I here, a grouchy, graying Gen Xer? Because, goddamn it, you punks need me. “
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"True, we invented a lot of wonderful technological shit, like the machine gun, the atomic bomb, and strawberry-flavored noninflammatory anal lube, but we also invented cheerleaders."
"I don't get the name Cobblers for a team. I'm sure I could dial up a reasoning and a history for the name on the internet, but fuck that shit, man. I groove on mystery."
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"I am, indeed, a capitalist, but I consider myself a reasonable one. America is a capitalist nation, at it's heart, but we have embraced socialistic tendencies and thought on numerous occasions bef...
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"David Bowie was beautiful in life and death, but perhaps especially in death."
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Have you ever noticed that when the fashion industry doesn’t like a particular fashion, they constantly proclaim that it’s over? I remember this distinctly from the 90s with grunge. The whole time...
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Man, I need to grow a beard. I hear they're in right now....
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“Accountability, people. It’s not just for breakfast anymore.”
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America's hat!
“So if Donald Trump becomes president, you want to move to Canada?”
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"I am, indeed, a capitalist, but I consider myself a reasonable one. America is a capitalist nation, at it's heart, but we have embraced socialistic tendencies and thought on numerous occasions bef...
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"I had to do some driving today, and rather than listen to Bowie like I have been, incessantly, for the last few days, I put on talk radio."
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“The only option I thought I had was my gun.”
— Darren Wilson, epitomizing in one simple sentence what is wrong with policing in America.

#ferguson#politics
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Germany debates legalizing incest; Chicago schools teach anal sex to 5th graders; Two straight men marry each other, destroying the sanctity of traditional gay marriage...
This week in “If it feels good, do it” news : Germany Debates whether to legalize sibling incest The influential German Ethics Council [LOL] has called for the end of laws forbidding incest in this...
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I am a writer living in South Dakota. I have written my whole life, but only seriously these last few years. Giving up conventional notions of career and success, I changed my life and plunged full-time into the world of the starving artist. It was the best decision I’ve ever made. I have had several stories, articles, and poems published, and am currently writing a weekly column for Cagle Cartoons & Commentary. Be forewarned, it is very liberal and very sarcastic.

I am also the author of the infamous “Mechanically Separated Chicken” article, which made the rounds awhile back and was widely misunderstood. I’m also author of “Shitty Tattoo,”  a short work of comedy that also made the rounds and which nobody got but me.

I consider myself a satirist and am interested in the dark side of everything.
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