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Jason Carpenter (Unknown Compelling Force)
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"Stalled" - - I Can't Go When Someone's Watching . . .Or Eating
I'm a sucker for independent movies. Not like those tryhard "art" films that explore the human condition, or as much of the human condition a 21 year old film student knows about. No, I'm a fan of the independent film that is somehow able to pack in the mos...
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Truth Or Dare - - Dares To Be Different
I was recently having a conversation with my little brother about the New Mutants movie coming out where he complained it looked like a PG-13 horror movie. Which it is, really. But I replied I actually liked PG-13 horror movies from time to time. You don't ...
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"Centurion A.D." - - Trash Can v. Belt Man
What do you get when you take Christina philosophy about life after death, mix it with European mythology of the Wandering Jew, and add in a dash of modern day conspiracy theories? Why, you get the best opening to a movie ever! Yes, Centurion A.D, has it al...
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<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/C2tsj3uawkU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> What do you get when you take Christina philopshy about life after death, mix it with European mytholoigy of the Wandering Jew, and ad...
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"Stalled" - - I Can't Go When Someone's Watching . . .Or Eating
I'm a sucker for independent movies. Not like those tryhard "art" films that explore the human condition, or as much of the human condition a 21 year old film student knows about. No, I'm a fan of the independent film that is somehow able to pack in the mos...
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"Horny House Of Horror" - - I Don't Pay For Women Or Water, Because I Get Them Both Free
So, originally I was going to review "Starry Eyes," a horror/thriller about what it takes to be famous. I was also considering "Sinister," or the mind-bogglingly good "Coherence." But as I sat down to eat Thanksgiving leftovers (thanks Mom!), I popped in a ...
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"The Babadook" - - The Hipster Boogeyman
Wow, that trailer looks creepy! And all movies are good as their trailer, right? "The Babadook" is the Kickstarter-funded horror movie that supposedly wowed critics at Sundance  but once again makes me think either all other critics are idiots or I am. The ...
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"Hazard Jack" - - Dishonorable Discharge
It's always a bad sign when a trailer for a movie is only 42 seconds long, Well, technically it's 32 seconds long; the last ten seconds is a blank screen and the sound of heavy breathing. Oh, if only the whole movie was as entertaining as those last ten sec...
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"The Signal" - - Call Waiting
You can't have it both ways. You can't have a "deep" movie and then ask the audience to turn their brains off when something stupid happens. Case in point: about an hour or so into the terribly paced and unimaginative sci-fi thriller "The Signal," one of ou...
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