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So true. Sometimes it's very sad when your female friends say that.
 
It's like you're inviting an avalanche of +1's from the male population on G+ with this post. Nice.
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+Kiko Starkmann: I've got a special box waiting for you in the friend zone. Care to see it?

Dammit, +Dede Craig, way to ninja that in!
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+Dede Craig: It made me laugh, it popped up right as I was about to click on "Post Comment". Perfectly timed!

Drat, Kiko called me on it. Uhhh, think fast!
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"Which one do you want to choose? The door on the left, or the door on the right?"
 
I'd take the wall in between. That's my way ;)
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Mom always did say I made a better wall than a window.
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I may be short, but apparently I can block the view of the TV like a pro 300lb lineman.
 
Short on whatever is unimportant, I guess ;)
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5'3", or 160cm. And I suppose, the only things not short about me are my limbs.
 
+Mz Maau :) That's normal where I'm from. As long as your feet reach the ground when you pee :P
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Only in some bathrooms. The legs may be long, but they're not always quite long enough.
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It always floors me though, when I see these latinas that only come up to my chin. I'm just not used to being the tallest one in a line or whatever.
 
+Mz Maau I'm 5'4 and the tallest woman in my family, know the feeling exactly.
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I'm the second tallest female in my dad's family, but the shortest in my mom's by 3-4 inches. Oi. Actually, I kind of wish I was an inch or two shorter, but I'm perfectly fine not being 5'6" or 5'7". If I were taller, I'd want to be near 6'. Anything to avoid average. Granted, being 5'3" means I can wear darned near any pair of heels I want.
 
+Mz Maau IKR :) One woman I deal with is 6'2" and she wears stilletos. I feel like a damn munchkin standing next to her. 
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Reminds me of my supervisor back in the early days of living in Atlanta, she was 6' but always wore 3-4" heels. She was a giant, I swear.
 
My mum used to day "Empty vessels make more noise"
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Because she has both breasts, I'm assuming.
 
Post-amazon, I'd say. Even if I can't judge this ;)
 
My mum.god bless her soul, she also had this saying (being that she was a doll and was "prey")

"Small men have a big ego"
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Hence the high quantity of penis vehicles on the road, yes.
 
Well that was entirely to a point....what that was is lost on me but hey....nice
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+ With both breasts, of course.
 
At least not a shortage of imagination - the best breasts we ever get ;)
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I have to wonder if you're counting to potato, Richard.
 
Well, I don't know where the rest of them are, but one is hanging out next to me on the couch.
 
+Ralph Uy Lol! When you're bored you should make me into a super heroine. 
 
ok. :) I have to start it after next week, as I am going to Montreal for a week on a photo assignment for work. I will have little to no access to a computer let alone internet.
 
+Ralph Uy Oh no I'm kidding you don't really have to do it :) 
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Good gravy, +Ralph Uy, I could get lost in your photos section. <3
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Might have to go back through and plus you gently. If you see me spamming your notifications, I apologize.
 
that's ok, I have to actually head out right now to the market, and buy some coffee beans & a bite to eat, as well as enjoy this gorgeous weather, then head to a buddies place to help him renovate his place. So by the time I get back tonight, I can check all the notifications. :) <3
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I actually need to jump in the shower myself, have to achieve some things prior to the bank closing for the day, but I will definitely come back to your albums. Thanks!
 
+Dede Craig , with this post, you seem legit for a wing woman; where only few can qualify...jk
 
+Dede Craig a woman who helps a friend hook up with a girl. Original term is wingman. Borrowed from the term used by pilots, who help their fellow pilots out of dangerous situations.
 
Man can not handle the truth about themselfs because woman don,t went to be treeted like sex toys because we find a nice guy dosen,t when to jump in bed at the frist min.
 
My inner grammar and spelling nazi is doing the fist pump.
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Good, because mine is screaming.
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