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Don't you compassionate types get it?
Those cute refugee kids with the sad little faces will grow up to be just as useless and evil as these Syrian immigrant descendants. Steve Jobs? The 'first woman to serve on the Florida Supreme Court, and the first woman Chief Justice of that court'? Jerry Seinfeld who? Oh please. Small fry. Two years is not enough to vett those mini jihadists and their surviving guardians who probably have fake documents anyway. Let's just send them right back to the Muslim psychopaths they're running away from. After all, all our countries are safer without them, no one dies from mass killings, like ever, and there are absolutely and irrevocably no extremists already in the gates. 
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Nice satire +Dede King​ 
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I don't get some people
Some of my friends specifically. Why do they complain about their emotionally and/or physically abusive boyfriends/husbands/fuck toys, yet they keep taking them back? It's very much like this brick wall they keep banging their heads against, hoping it will somehow magically transform into Platform 9 3/4.

What irks me more, is that I've been one of those women, where for no blinking reason and sans reason, deceptive emotion trumps logic.

It's not that any of these women aren't smart, have low EQ or in some cases lack self esteem; It's just...I don't know. Love? What a deceptive beast.

So low key vexatious, right?

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... Erryone lives those old-sock flavored snacks

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So impressed at how she pwned that Benghazi Committee.
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they're in control of both houses right now, right?
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Poll option B
+1 if you agree
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+The Big Bad Honey Badger before that, there were actual militias. Including ones formed to catch runaway slaves.
In war, they turned out to be horrendously inefficient (turns out they were not well-regulated), which is why they were replaced with more organized forces.
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Interview goals.
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Love u moar
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Looks like the Ashley Madison hackers made good on their threat. Oi.

#ashleymadison #lolyouarescrewed
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We've been talking about something else for the last few comments now. 
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This is such a lie.
I'm supposed to have a 20Mb line (sad I know). There should be a "feels like" meter. Even with local websites they take forever to load on my mobile connecting via Wireless to an Apple AirPort Extreme wired to the old Netgear router. Update: After disabling WMM on my old router, the speed suddenly feels a lot faster even if it only shows a meg difference on the speed test. Progress. Next steps: Buy a new router and optimize the configuration like a boss.
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+Dede King well yes that is pretty cool - I'm the only tenant who uses wired broadband though. The rest are using wifi - the signal SUCKS ass and I'm sure that's one reason for high turnaround here.
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Confirmation Bias Is A Terrible Thing
It's scary how many legitimate news outlets regurgitated this spurious story without researching it, and how many people actually believed it (and still do). Perhaps all Carson's facts do not line up, but with some research, the gist of it does. This is why I'm a staunch believer in bearing "falsifiability" in mind when critically reading absolutely anything. I'm also a fan of the Thesis/Antithesis/Synthesis triad in writing pedagogy and believe it should be applied to journalism. It's not that hard.

In other words, journalists, stop being so fucking lazy.

*Just to be clear: I can't stand Carson.
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+Magnus Itland exactly what political affiliation do you think I have, and what political party are you judging based on your misconception of what I have tried to explain to you ?

Humor me.

Addendum: the phrasing of "ordinary working republicans" is a bit of a 'no true Scotsman' fallacy.

If you don't currently have a job are you still a republican ? Considering the Republican Party had openly racist policies that it is openly proud of, what is an "ordinary" republican if not racist ?

For the record: if you politically support an explicitly racist party, then you don't get to hide behind "I'm not a racist, but ..."
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Change my mind
I'm pretty sure everyone's already heard the news that Lamar Odom needs a kidney transplant following a drug, herbal viagra and sex overdose. Of course it's illegal to buy a kidney in the US, but I'm certain he'll find a willing donor among his or Khloe Kardashian's legion of fans (which I am not, so needless to say it won't be my kidney).

But, in everything I've ever read on this and peripheral topics, I have yet to come across a good enough reason why you shouldn't be able to sell a kidney when you can donate one anonymously or not.

If you have the most rational answer, please enlighten me.

Reward will be my kidney should you ever need one. I'm blood type Oh Positive. Many, many terms and conditions apply.

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That is true but you can make it illegal
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How pathetic do you have to be to take even an iota of the responsibility for the conception of the Holocaust away from the Nazis? How much hate can you have for a People to invoke the meat space version of Godwin's Law, in the process absolving Hitler of that egregious 'solution' and piss off your own people just to justify a stance?

I'm convinced Bibi's brain is simply an accessory.

Honestly, I wish Israel and Palestine (so to speak) would just take direction from South Africa's road to reconciliation. When will it ever stop? 
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+Julius Mudkips They keep voting him in, so that'd be a yes.
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Minimalist pixels how I love thee.
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+God Emperor Lionel Lauer I was never gone? 
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My split end under a weak microscope. You're welcome.
#selfiesunday #science
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Get that taken care of!
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I am a part-time sartorial consultant and entrepreneur ,unpaid Internetter, perpetual procrastinator, obsessive reader, cusser, blogger, writer, insomniac, wino, natural born skeptic and comma lover amongst other things. My philosophical life phrase would be: "I think."

A description I love, not my own, "a sultry denizen of a romantic boudoir."

I've got a couple of personalities who all compete for space in my brain. My light side is pretty dominant, but I have a penchant for the dark side. My interests in no particular order:

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