An open letter to my father for this #movember
This is hard, but I’m going to come right and say it:
I miss your ‘mo.
When I was growing up, you always had a mustache. That soup strainer was your signature. Tom Selleck’s luxurious lip fur had nothing on yours. In fact, your ‘stache was so epic Mike Ditka’s mustache wrote it fan letters.
But then you shaved it off and things haven’t been the same since.
Much like a unicorn needs his horn to be magical, you need your ‘stache to be my dad. So I’m asking you to grow it back. And if you don’t do it for me, at least do it for cancer. It’s Movember, so by growing your ‘stache back, you can help raise money to fight cancer, and like father like son, I’ll be growing my very own mo’ right there with you.
P.S. Check out the link below to sign the petition. Let's get our dad's mustaches back!