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Greg Stolze
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Writer, parent, oddball
Writer, parent, oddball

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Just updated http://www.gregstolze.com with new fiction from that KS I've been shoving at you for the past couple weeks. I decided to rejigger the stretch goals ex post facto so that 3 stories got released instead of just one.

-G.
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Bonjour, Illinois residents. I'll be at the Oswego Lit Fest this Sunday, if you wanna buy rarities or just say hi.

https://patch.com/illinois/oswego/more-40-authors-attending-oswego-literary-fest
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Some of the limited rewards sold out, so I've restocked. Get 'em while they last!

I've also posted an update explaining why some of the rewards are "you get a coupon to buy a print-on-demand book at cost" rather than having me just send you one. THERE ARE REASONS!

-G.

http://kck.st/2NeZlfq
ASSORTED DISASTERS
ASSORTED DISASTERS
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OK, over on another social media platform I've been sharing some quotes from the five stories I'm currently tryin'a get funded through Kickstarter. Here's a few for the G+ purists!

"Ever since taking that one—one!—damn little brown pill, he’d been flinching every time he saw anything from the nineteen fifties. Any old movie where women were wearing those cone-shaped missile-tit bras. Any classic car with fins like a plane wing and a grille like a chessboard. A peculiar, horrified sadness at the thought of Clark Gable, coupled with an inability to stop thinking about Clark Gable.

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"To be conscious is to imagine, and the most imagined thing for every person is their consistent personality. There is nothing stopping you, you the reader, from marking your place, setting this story aside, and committing a grisly and unprovoked murder against the person you love the most. The person you imagine you love the most. The person you imagine your imaginary self to love the most."

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"Soon after, the Secretary of Defense gave a dry, rambling, difficult-to-interpret speech about how it was crucial to act prudently and preserve force unity in a time of transition and uncertainty, the president’s concerns were valid but that there was, of course, no 'purge' as such."

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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/gregstolze/assorted-disasters

-G.
ASSORTED DISASTERS
ASSORTED DISASTERS
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Just launched a Kickstarter full of fiction! Tell your friends! Warn your rivals! Trick your enemies! Reconcile with your rivals!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/gregstolze/assorted-disasters

-G.
ASSORTED DISASTERS
ASSORTED DISASTERS
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What was the last war that worked? Serious replies only, please.

-G.
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(cough cough) Two hours left.

-G.
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IT'S THE LAST SIX HOURS

HAL ASSURES ME IT'S OK TO BE OBNOXIOUS

I REALLY WANT 1400 BACKERS

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/halmangold/greg-stolzes-reign-second-edition
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Why does YouTube think an ad for "reclaiming manhood" with "natural T" is what I want to see when I've searched out the song "Election Day" by Arcadia?

-G.
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"If you’ve never made an in-character, angst-ridden speech—give it a try! It’s surprisingly satisfying. Just know when to quit." --editing REIGN.

-G.
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