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Why Lord Browne Is A TIT!!! OFFICIAL!
Recently, we've seen a lot of hand-wringing over the drop in oil price and there are real concerns for global markets, etc.  But the one that got my goat more than any other dropped just this morning... Former BP boss Lord Browne says North Sea oil costs ar...

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How Can You Tell If A Seagull Is A Lesbian?
                                                           [ seagulls fly across the sky ] Maude : Dreyfus once wrote from Devil's Island that he would see the most glorious birds.Many years later in Brittany he realised they had only been seagulls... For m...

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Beyonce NAKED!! Shameless Advertising Britney Spears Naked!
Shameless Advertising!! Sorry for the ruthless google fishing but just wanted to advertise my mindless witterings are freely available on Twitter and Facebook (although mostly Twitter, seeing as it seems the most appropriate place for mindlessness)... My Tw...

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Back Among the Z-Men...
Am back after a long and self-imposed exile. Although 'Exile' is probably too strong a word for not being arsed to write anything up.  No, the real reason is simple lethargy on my part.  Perhaps it was a very real state of post 'Big Red' euphoria that washe...

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Always Check The Label...
It is a shame that Anusol and Bonjela decided to use the same colour scheme, they even share a large proportion of their livery, for God's sake the tubes are even the same size!!! I only mention this as putting Bonjela on your piles has no real benefit but ...

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Drunken belligerence and survival of the non-swimmers
So I powered through until the beginning of my holidays.  A holiday period that the Ops guys onboard the Curlew had no clue about.   I marvelled at their crestfallen faces as I appeared at the morning meeting in my best bib and tucker . Every offshore worke...

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Old Dutch Sayings and an Apology...
Firstly, an apology I have been severely remiss in not keeping this tawdry little blog up to date recently and that is simply because life has got in the way (self-important blogger has life, SHOCK!). We managed to get out of Dodge (or The Anasuria as it is...

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Omni-Shift!!
You'll have to forgive me if I seem less coherent than usual today, I've just come in off the plant after completing our de-rig and backl...

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Simon Cowell Killed My Dream...
The death of the 'variety show' was a dreadful loss to the British TV industry.  As anyone who looks at it seriously would know, the vari...
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