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Darice Miller
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Auroras dress is my dream wedding dress. 😍😍

I can't tell you guys enough how much I love this show! Hook is my favorite guy and of course Emma is my favorite girl!

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Haha I'm so gonna do this
14 Ways to annoy an Anti-Tolkien

1: Insult them in Elvish. Do not offer translations.

2: Tell them they’ll end up just like Denethor. Refuse to tell them what happened to Denethor.

3: Threaten to feed them to Shelob. Laugh evilly when they ask who Shelob is.

4: Quote Gandalf. Constantly. No matter how irrelevant the quotes are.

5: Say, "I would cut off your head for that, if it stood but a little higher from the ground" every time they insult LOTR/The Hobbit.

6: Play ‘LOTR in 99 seconds’ on a loop whenever they are around.

7: Walk barefoot all day. Say that you are getting in touch with your inner Hobbit.

8: Demand an explanation of why they dislike ‘the masterpieces of the esteemed Professor’ every time you see them.

9: Whenever they suggest doing something, refute it by saying, "One does not simply (insert verb here)".

10: Hum the Shire theme incessantly.

11: Whenever a plane flies overhead, shriek, "Wraiths! Wraiths on wings!" and go hide in a closet.

12: Base all English essays on the Lord of the Rings books or movies.

13: Constantly ask them what their elf eyes see.

14: Talk like Gollum.

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Check out this video on YouTube: so anointed a 10 yr old!

Bruno Mars y'all Bruno Mars. No words 😘😱

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That's awesome
WHAAATTTTT WOAAHH

--nikki.
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Oh yeah!
Cue the feels in three... Two...One...
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Listening to Messenger International Podcast (Eternal Home of the Dead) LISTEN TO THIS AND SHARE IT!

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So funny
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