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you guys should get egoraptor
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Bail the wolf, bail wolf, bailwolf, Beowulf 
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no kingdom hearts 1.5 hd remix? btw not a remastered version, the entire source files for the original kingdom hearts game was accidentally destroyed, so they had to re build the game using the slightly improved kingdom hearts 2 engine and having to rip all the dialogue from a purchased copy of the game that one of the developers had. everything else was entirely redone from the ground up.
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you guys should come to america, there are some gun shops that will lend you firearms for $50 a day. also. you could maybe meet up with FPSRussia?
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also, as a person with multiple mental disorders, you keep labeling these characters with mental disorders as a bad thing. Sure some of them are psychotic and violent, but bipolar disorder, depression, schizophrenia, a.d.h.d., depression, etc aren't necessarily violet. they can be troubling for the person who lives with them, sure. but when i look at a character like Trevor from GTA5 yes i see the psychotic socio-path with mommy issues, but i also see someone that with enough time and care could be a functioning person again. you sir, are perpetuating the stereotype of the helpless, dangerous, violent, person with mental disorder(s).
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No, he doesn't call the disorder bad, he just diagnoses some bad characters as having those disorders. And he's usually pretty good at it.
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i'm sorry, i don't count batman as a "normal person" the dude can bench half a bloody ton! and he outwits supervillains with insanely impossible I.Q. scores. i count those two things as super strength and impossible intellect. also, the guy survived an all out war with superman, and came out on top.
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Dark Knight Rreturns – Bats, after 20 years of planning, gets his ribs broke, his fancy suit torn to shreds, suffers a heart attack, and ends up in the ground. His entire plan relies on Superman holding back and NOT simply unplugging Bruce from his lamp-post or disabling him from space (if Supes really just wanted Bruce to turn himself in, rather than getting into a dangerous fist fight)… in other words, poor writing for Supes (out of character motivation, out of character intellect/tactics), who could have undid the Bat’s plan easily.

batman Hush – Bats breaks his hand & resorts to thug-level hostage tactics, while admiting he doesn’t stand a chance. Honestly, he just gets in one good punch (that breaks his hand) shortly after, Supes smashes through the street and effortlessly lifts a car in each hand, no worse for wear. His plan needlessly puts himself at risk and relied entirely on Clark holding back/being good, which he had no logical grounds on which the make that assumption… having a “gut feeling” that Clark can resist mind control does not constitute a good plan.

Superman Red Son – batman  Dies. Despite all his prep, he didn’t account for Superman’s allies, which he has in spades and certainly on a different power-level than- say- the Bat Family. If anything is true of Supes, it’s that he has many friends that would readily risk life and limb for his sake- heck, in the regular universe, Batman considers himself one of that number… any plan meant to take Supes out has to take into account his allies, friends, family, robots, pets, etc.

tower of Babel – Years of planning on how to stop a rogue Superman… result: an expensive synthetic rock that makes Superman MORE powerful (and doesn’t even prevent him from using his powers with surgical precision). Wow. Brilliant.

Superman/Batman #2 – Owned. This is in Batman’s home turf, the ideal situation to combat Superman and to enact all the theoretical plans his fans have long believed he has against a rogue Superman… but the result? Bruce isn’t even Future Supes’s target yet he’s a breath away from death if not for a save from present-day Supes. Lex Luthor:Man of Steel – Batman with kryptonite and prep, defeated handily by Superman. Arguably one of the most realistic portrayals of how Supes could still defeat Batman without instantly killing him regardless of Bat-prep.

Superman: King of The World – Batman with prep and kryptonite fails to stop Superman from being able to crush his throat… only with the intervention of Green Lantern and Martian Manhunter is Supes stopped. Here we see danger of Superman with limited prep, the legions of his similarly powered Superman robots.

Sacrifice – Again, Batman, king of protocols, the man entrusted with the Kryptonite ring as a symbol of trust and the express responsibility of stopping Superman should he go rogue by Superman himself… finds himself in said situation and instead of pulling out “always prepared anti-Supes plan” finds himself beaten to near death saved only by the Plot Gods.

Infinite Crisis – After the last beating, you’d think Batman would create more comprehensive plans for taking out Superman and/or Superman-class enemies. Granted Kal-L is probably levels above them, but in terms of Anti-SuperBrick Planning, once again, Bruce fails… his entire defense the Kryptonite ring. Even if it were Kal-El and not Kal-L, it’s highly questionable whether the ring alone would have been able to stop a motivated rogue Superman considering Supes has wielded the ring himself when fighting other Super-persons. If Batman were truly the master of planning and prep, this certainly should have been taken into consideration.

Final score: Bat Plans Zip; Supes nine of nine.
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Por Qua no Sam Elliot. That man has the voice of a cigar and a glass of bourbon wrapped in rawhide then covered in the finest velvet. iconic, and amazing.
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who's that in the picture under the timer at 5:01 ? 
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I saw that and was wondering the same thing
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much, much bigger jessica rabbit's tits
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John, Meredith, or any other person from the mental floss crew, come to New Mexico, we don't use that shitty tex-mex chili in our frito pies. we do red chili sauce, ground beef or sometimes shredded pork, diced onions, tomato, lettuce, the titular corn chip, and we don't bake it all together so the soft meat and gooey cheese mixes with the chili, which coats the fritos, and creates an interesting texture and amazing flavor. 
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skyrim. men marry men, women marry women, men marry women! and with hearthfire you can adopt (it has to be adoption for all three types of pairs)
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MYAH!
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