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Dordyline Turner
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My Name is Jonas.
Greetings from 6:30am! Just digging my way out from under a snow bank to let the world know I am alive...freezing cold, and  sick of a climbing over mounds of snow to get anywhere...but alive!  See you next time when I present my latest findings titled,"The...
My Name is Jonas.
My Name is Jonas.
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She's my $oup Queen
In order to write this I have had to take my hands out from under my 34 bed covers and already I feel the blood slowing and starting to freeze. Remember that really warm December we had? Where we laughed in the face of cold? Yeah.....that's not here anymore...
She's my $oup Queen
She's my $oup Queen
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#lifefacts
Many things in life are a given: Every day the sun will rise in the east, rum and ginger beer will always be the ultimate duo, an offering of burritos should always be accepted with a smile and it will always be absolutely impossible to keep a pack of drunk...
#lifefacts
#lifefacts
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Monday Man.
Tonight I had a momentary lapse of judgement. I'm not sure what came over me, one minute I was binge watching Law and Order and the next minute I was scrolling through Reformation before my world went black. It felt like only a second and I'm not sure how i...
Monday Man.
Monday Man.
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Life is a mess.
I would like to start this post with a personal apology to all those people who are irritated with a humans inability to properly film with an iPhone. I am one of those humans. I have not mastered the art of turning my phone sideways to properly capture the...
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Currently
Currently
Currently
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Current Mood.
Current Mood.
Current Mood.
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Throwback Thursday
TBT: To that time in my life where I wanted to dress like Wednesday Adams...but not really and only a little bit.  TBT: When we got really drunk on Strawberita's, got kicked out of a lesbian bar and walked across Manhattan to drink Mike's Hard on a stranger...
Throwback Thursday
Throwback Thursday
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Change is a good thing.
Do you ever wonder what you are going to be remembered for? Were you loud or unequivocally friendly? Unbelievably shy or extremely tenacious? I've slowly come to accept that at this rate, one of my traits is going to definitely reign supreme when people rem...
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