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How many chickens does Old MacDonald have?!
Was singing Old MacDonald with Toddler-girl yesterday. We get to the bit: 'And on that farm there was a....' she shouts CHICKEN! And so we carry on. When we next get to 'And on that farm there was a...' she shouts NOTHER CHICKEN! and every single other time we reach that point, it's aNOTHER CHICKEN! I had to give up in the end. I take solace in the fact that my chicken impression must be awesome though....
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Share the chicken impression at IFP :-)
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Best rhyme ever in this tune -
'Won't bite beast or man, 'cause he's a vegetarian..' Genius.

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The weather was very distracting driving home today. Beautiful rainbow right in front of me was bad enough, but then there was so much spray on the motorway that it seemed to join up with the rainbow and form a circle with me in the middle. Very beautiful but very dangerous...!
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This is generally me with apostrophes - the work is never ending...
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Because we all need this reminder from time to time.
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As a matter of principle, I won't follow anyone on twitter who uses "IFA's" in their bio. There are plenty.
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Hmph. No love for my outfit this morning - although I was lucky to escape with my shoes - she wanted them.... shiny...
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Toddler-girl misheard the anatomically correct term for her...um...'female area'. She now thinks it's called her 'banana'....
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Right. Wolf-whistling - good or bad thing? I was wolf-whistled at at the weekend, and quite liked it; maybe because it doesn't happen often. Then I felt bad for liking it as a lot of women complain - conflicted!
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You can call me Mr Smooth :-)
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Right. Original version of The Killing, here we go. I have heard good things about you - don't let me down....
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So what's the verdict? I've been away but set the controls before I went.
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Afternoon spent teaching toddler-girl how to do roly polys in the park: she was copying me and managed to do one on her own in a straight line. She didn't manage it again in that session, but very proud nonetheless :)
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+Orkney Library and Archive I think your last tweet may be right....
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oh NO! Do not despoil my Daffy
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Dreaming of bacon.... Not Kevin Bacon, may I just point out. That would be an awkward lunch.
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(forgot the fresh coffee. How could I?)
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Saw this joke on Twitter a while ago, reminded of it today for some reason:

Six coos in a field. Which coo is going on its holidays?

The coo with the wee calf...

Perhaps only works in a Scottish accent?
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Ha Ha should've been part of the #crapjokefriday tweetfest (hmm hashtag maybe not the best - muffled by foot in mouth)

Two muffins are baking in the oven, when one turns to the other and says, “It’s getting hot in here.” The other looks over and screams, “WHOA, A TALKING MUFFIN!”
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    Marketing Communications Manager, 2010 - present
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Addicted to Twitter, is it sensible to join another social network? Only time will tell...
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