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Spunky Grinder and his wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fair and every year Spunky said, "Ya know, Mahtha, I'd like ta get a ride in that theah aihplane." And every year, Martha would say "I know, Spunky, but that aihplane ride costs twenty dollahs .. and twenty dollahs is twenty dollahs."
So one year Spunky says, "By Jeebers, Mahtha, I'm 71 yeahs old, and if I don't go this time I may nevah go." Martha replies, "Spunky, that there aihplane ride is twenty dollahs ... and twenty dollahs is twenty dollahs."
So the pilot overhears then and says, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say ONE WORD, then I won't charge you. But just ONE WORD and it's twenty dollars."
They agree and up they go... the pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He does it one more time, and there is still no word... so he lands.
He turns to Spunky as they come to a stop and says, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to holler out, but you didn't."
And Spunky replies "Well, I was gonna say something when Mahtha fell out ... but twenty dollahs is twenty dollahs."
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Lisa: "Mom, why are you emptying ketchup packets into the ketchup bottle?"

Mom: "I do it to save money."

Lisa: "Do you do that with relish?"

Mom: "No, I'm actually kind of embarrassed about it."
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A young man bought an expensive piece of jewelry as a present for his girlfriend. “Don’t you want her name engraved on it?” asked the clerk.
The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the realistic, steadfastly replied, “No, just engrave it: To My One and Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again.”
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A couple are heard quarreling over the telephone.

The husband yells, "What's your problem!!?"

The wife yells back, "I told you I'll be back in five
minutes, so why are you calling me every half an hour!!?"
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America to Sarah Palin: Enough!

(CNN) - A majority of voters say they've heard enough from Sarah Palin, according to a new national poll.
The NBC/Wall Street Journal/Annenberg Public Policy Center of the University of Pennsylvania survey indicates that 54% of voters say they've heard enough from Palin and would prefer that the former Alaska governor and 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate be less outspoken in political discourse. That includes nearly two-thirds of Democrats, a majority of independents, and nearly four in 10 Republicans.
The poll's release came just a couple of days after Palin made national headlines by calling for the impeachment of President Barack Obama.
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I could deal with less from the top 4. Who is still hearing from All Gore?
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And hopefully, that nut job will NEVER become president :D
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bwahahaha.... poor Gov. Corndog! 
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I just started reading a book titled Alfred Hitchcock's "Tales of Terror". A collection of short stories. I've read the first two stories and I now know how to successfully murder my wife AND my troublesome girlfriend!!!
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Maybe, one day you will need this ;)
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Americans Unhappy to Be Reminded That Sarah Palin Exists;

"With seventy-two per cent of respondents saying that they were ‘upset’ or ‘very upset’ to be reminded of her existence, Palin is one of three non-officeholders whose recent utterances have traumatized Americans.”
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+Gal Crain i did..i also lived in anchorage a bit.. 
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