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Jacob Trowbridge
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UW-Madison Journalism Graduate who enjoys writing about the inane, the insane, and the inconsequential.
UW-Madison Journalism Graduate who enjoys writing about the inane, the insane, and the inconsequential.

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Stop Being So Happy All the Time (A Very Special Pazoo Letter)
Dear Coworker, After a short hiatus, the newest Letter to My Coworker is being hosted over at Pazoo.com . Don't ask why. Just know that it has everything to do with you being far too bubbly. Read it . Sincerely, Your Linked Coworker

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An Apology to My Contestants...and To My Prize
Dear Turd Bucket Coworker, I've been told I have to formally apologize to you for offering to give you away as part of a promotion for my blog. It turns out our Human Resources department has something against promising one of their employees will be gifted...

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Enter To Win One of My Least Favorite Coworkers!
For a limited time, Letters to My Coworkers invites you to enter to win your very own awful human being/shoddy worker! Maybe this turd bucket. To enter, just leave a comment saying why on Earth you would ever want this despicable excuse for a skilled labore...

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Another Small Joke.
Coworker, I have a little joke for you. A-hem... Knock knock. (I'm going to assume you're saying " Who's there? " aloud to help me out with this rather than being a total dickbag about it, staring awkwardly at the screen wondering why I've chosen this kind ...

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Workplace Lottery Pools Are Never a Good Idea
Coworker, We all want to be millionaires. We all want the freedom that comes with owning a small chunk of paradise, whether that paradise be a shiny new car or The World's Largest Water Slide . Most importantly, we all want to leave this wretched hellhole w...

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It's So Easy To Hate You
Dear Coworker, Why are you trying so hard to make me hate you? It's really not necessary. I can hate you just fine without all the extra bells and whistles. Your excessive effort is bordering on sadism. How do I hate you? Don't worry, I'll count the ways. I...

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The Clocks Made Me Late.
Dear Coworker, Clocks. They're one of modern nature's most confounding tools, aren't they? There are so many elements involved. Numbers, sometimes multiple ticker things if you're still using analog, and even...more numbers. It's a complex system. But it's ...
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