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Jacob Martin
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Count Jackula delivers yet again, I wanna check out Vampyros Lesbos after seeing this. You give way better Love Guru advice than that other creature of the night, Count Grishnak.

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Stung 2 The Metal Years pitch: A legion of wasps invade a W.A.S.P concert in the 1980s, and Chris Holmes has to defeat them with the power of rock.

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Herschell Gordon Lewis tears set to that music hurts my soul. Don't weep, random photograph!

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MORE AWESOME BULLSHIT!

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My DeviantArt page is a graveyard of teen cultural confusion, however my fixation on elves/faeries has not dimmed one bit since 2007. Of course, I'm a far better novelist than an artist, so I emailed Gary Wolf (author of Roger Rabbit) for help making my Tatsuhiko Takimoto-esque otaku cybergothic horror trilogy more terrifying. Cause when I learned Superflat nightmare fuel prose, I learned from the best in the business!
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At least Mr. Vampire could distinguish between Jiang Shi hopping vampires and slutty, slutty vengeance ghosts. Female Vampire doing the Monster Mash might be the best sexual euphemism ever, those chicks were having a Graveyard Smash with their genitals.

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Now I'm stuck with the mental image of HP Lovecraft in a Hawaiian shirt and summer fun gear.

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Part of why I'm studying GamerGate right now is not because I'm somehow colluding with feminist games journalists, but because as an autistic man who got targeted by a cyberstalker still at large despite harassing a string of other autistic forum users like me, gave me empathy for the whole "anti-Gamergate" bandwagon. When I state my open anti-Gamergate agenda, my contempt comes not towards video games as a medium, but aimed at reprobate Channers who like Madonna's theme song for A League Of Their Own, complain "This Used To Be My Playground" when turning the information superhighway into Fury Road gets frowned upon. Until Anita Sarkeesian came along I really struggled to get people on board with challenging online harassment, and most feminists I've encountered offline accept the intersectionality of my autistic straight white guy privilege, compared to Twitter where 140 characters isn't enough to convey one's entire journey. I benefit from white privilege, but as an autistic survivor of cyberstalking, I benefit far more by aiding Anita Sarkeesian, even if she criticises my own literary oeuvre as "not feminist" in the near future. It's complicated.

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Josh's new buzzcut makes me think: "WHAT'S YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION PRIVATE PYLE?"

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The data strongly suggests, that MOTHAFUCKA ATE JAWS.

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Is Monster Vlogs gonna cover the Hammer Horror movies? Cause you're not gonna run out of those in a hurry...
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Writer, poet, blogger
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That dude who once tried to test a theory that Asperger's patients like himself viewed anime differently to "normal" people and found out it was all a matter of taste. He's also quite nice if you get to know him.
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Sydney
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Queensland - Coffs Harbour, Queensland, that's about it