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Dragon Ball Z was a gritty reboot of itself, cause I forgot Vegeta straight up commits Kony war crimes on Namek when I was watching it on Cheez TV as a kid down under.
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Consider Wyrmwood and Mad Max: Fury Road an apology to the world for Australia electing Tony Abbott, it's almost like Aussies are bringing back the Mad Max-chic as a PR campaign to win back goodwill Tone's ruined.
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I saw the first Fantastic Four movie they made when I was visiting Los Angeles on a family holiday, from what I remember it was alright as a superhero movie which felt tonally cohesive, I've never seen Rise Of The Silver Surfer but I kinda want to now. Still have my old Marvel Legends The Thing action figure, his insane articulation provides fun clobbering time.
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Duck Touching sounds like the worst game for at least two different reasons, one of which is a felony.
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The Legend Of N****r sounds like the most racist Nintendo game of all time.
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I was worried I'd have to employ the great and terrible psychomagic of my blog-thesis to herald your return, but apparently you came back without me dropping 'The Oxygen Destroyer', the fictional WMD from Godzilla 1954 my TBA blog-thesis for Uni is named after. Great to hear your game is done and you're back, over at Everybody's Dracula I've been working on stuff too, but the way I'm presenting excerpts from my internet horror thrash metal novel trilogy is kinda different and new from what BuzzFeed clickbait fans are used to. Pretty much this whole GG debacle was evidence I didn't waste my life working on Trollslayer, a circa-2007-onwards project I've toiled on about a creepypasta that brutally offs trolls who make rape and death threats online. I've not played Silent Hill but from what my editors tell me it gets into House Of Leaves territory once actual internet critics show up to review the protagonist's work like Hunter S. Thompson did in House Of Leaves. Lots of otaku weirdness going on in that manuscript, check it out once I've posted The Oxygen Destroyer. I wanted more Fake Geek Girl stuff before you left but whilst you were gone I felt bad about entitlement to online content from you or any other lady online cause, you know, GG was The Great Flame War by which all other flame wars shall be measured. I'm interested in the K-Drama stuff cause that was really interesting, surprisingly I was more of a Cardcaptor Sakura kid growing up than a Moonie, mostly I know Sailor Moon from your show cause the SM DVDs aren't available in Australia.
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My aunt died while we were moving house and during my final University assessments close to Christmas 2014, sounds like you're going through one of those rough patches now. I'm still working on my stuff which got delayed since August for reasons mostly different to what you might imagine. Hugs from the other side of the sea, Hoodie.
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+Jacob Martin I'm sorry to hear about you Aunt. I hope that everything is working out better for you, or at least moving in the right direction. Hugs right back at you from Canada :)
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I'm liking these more complicated production values rather than just talking in front of a camera. Quasimoda for Disney Princess Rule 63!
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Oh man, we need more fairy/elf animated movies, or at least a movie adaptation of The Stolen Child by Keith Donahue, which managed to pull off the whole Dark Peter Pan thing without mentioning or plagiarising Peter Pan cause it was its own thing with structure and compelling horror narrative, it's basically Interview With A Vampire done about changelings and it's great. Strange Magic looks a lot more kid-friendly George Lucasy but I'll check it out. Speaking of Let It Go, have you ever noticed AKIRA and Frozen are pretty similar, Elsa's arc is like Tetsuo's damage with a happy ending slapped onto it, could you imagine Tetsuo swirling his cape goin' TETSUO... TETSUO... Neo-Tokyo's About To E-X-P-L-O-D-E... seriously you'll never hear Let It Go the same way again.
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I'll keep watching you guys, it's also a bummer for me because I'm working on this giant blog thesis called The Oxygen Destroyer, which I promised my professor would hyperlink to the videos where I got certain ideas for my cybergothic horror novels I'm trying to get published, so I had to change so many hyperlinks delaying when it finally drops. I'm not sure how aware a lot of the Reviewerverse is of my presence, all I know is my autistic repetition must've contributed to some tasty ad revenue over the years, and I want you to be happy doing your thing. Certainly I'll talk more about that in The Oxygen Destroyer when it comes out, but it's not gonna be all goofing around, cause unfortunately I'm forced to delve into why I started writing said cybergothic horror novels, which ties into GamerGate in a big bad way. It hurts whenever the Magfest videos come out because there's an entire Pacific Ocean separating me from you guys, and I can't be Part Of Your World if you get my drift. Cause I wanna be where the people are. I contributed to your Kickstarter Jack, and I'm glad I did because it's probably the wisest advertising tactic I've ever invested in. Worst of all, people leaving CA makes me feel like Wilbur at the end of Charlotte's Web, and none of those awesome people will ever get to review my work when it sees the light of day. I hope I haven't rambled too much and gotten all awkward and gushy on ya'll. You've got a friend in Bartertown Jack, if two men enter this Thunderdome I'll make sure we both leave it alive.
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"What have I become, I used to make art..." is exactly how I feel having graduated with a Bachelor Of Visual Arts this summer, we've all been there, Andre.
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Charles Manson: The Original White Guy With Acoustic Guitar PUA!
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That dude who once tried to test a theory that Asperger's patients like himself viewed anime differently to "normal" people and found out it was all a matter of taste. He's also quite nice if you get to know him.
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Queensland - Coffs Harbour, Queensland, that's about it
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